Phoebe "Chan" Otaku's ghost Chain Letter


🤥phoebe chan: I'm a ghost, do you believe me?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're a liar, a hoaxer, a troll, an otaku, and therefore, an idiot, but you're not a ghost.

🤥phoebe chan: I really am!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, you really are a liar, a hoaxer, a troll, an otaku and an idiot.

🤥phoebe chan: I was scared to death in my sleep,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, just one more example of the woefully unoriginal anti-chain trend. If you were scared to death in your sleep, you wouldn't be typing this dreck.

🤥phoebe chan: now I remain as a soul different reality.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Since you've been trying so hard to convince people that chain letters are real, you are perpetuating lies, nothing remotely resembling reality…

🤥phoebe chan: Don't believe me?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh!

🤥phoebe chan: Expect me to visit you soon.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Since you have no idea where everyone who might happen on your stupid spam posts, lives, you couldn't follow through with that even if you wanted to.

🤥phoebe chan: I will, if the way to works.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I just told you, it doesn't work. You'll find out eventually when you haven't visited anyone who's seen your stupid spam.

🤥phoebe chan: Wait the reality I live in isn't different, the only difference is the people living in it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Different from you, yeah, I'm sure. Most people aren't like you, fantasizing about being ghosts and deliberately spreading stupid chain letters and pretending to be scared of them. You are a fraud.

🤥phoebe chan: Okay, after breakfast I'm coming to you. Just give me your full name.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd sooner give you a slap upside the head. You need people's addresses to visit them, then there's the cost of air fare etc.


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