Short answer: none!
When pasta fangirls take the quiz, the results ring true for them, and I'm making comments throughout since I'm no fan of the pastas, nor did I ever set out to attract anyone who was, to the forum. A sadistic trouble-addicted troll who kept getting kicked out, did this quiz chain letter, and her answers are indicated by extra emojis, particularly the clown face.
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⛓❓Chain: Which Creepypasta Am I?
🧝‍♀️Ocean: You might wish to be one of them, but I don't.
⛓❓Chain: Slenderman
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Cough, scowl*
⛓❓Chain: () You are very mature
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Compared to Slender Man, definitely. In every way imaginable! Besides, Slender Man's only been kicking around cyberspace since 2009, so isn't even mature by age standard, unless you want to compare him to something like mold or decomp.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You enjoy being alone
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Slender Man doesn't, or he wouldn't be a disgusting slaver with a ton of silly fangirl brats who want to be proxies or his little Mary Sue lovers.
⛓❓Chain: () You are a natural leader, and do well with authority
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Slender Man would love to be a leader, and he's got way too many fangirls wanting to follow him into - wherever.
⛓❓Chain: () You remain calm under pressure
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Slender Man might've done that up until now in his meme perpetuation. Wait until somebody puts a heck of a fire under him and he can't just teleport away like a coward or do anything serious back.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very patient
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Huh! Not all through the various games, he isn't.
⛓❓Chain: () You have many responsibilities
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That's a laugh! Since when are stalking, terrorizing, kidnapping, enslaving, torturing, killing and eating kids responsibilities?
⛓❓Chain: () You are in charge of one or more people (work, school projects, sports, etc.)
🧝‍♀️Ocean: He would love to be, ruling, dominating, taking over the world would be his thing. But he won't even be in charge of himself by the time we're done with him.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You always think things through thoroughly before acting. You never make a decision on a whim.
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Has, had, her! Well, he would have to be calculating and manipulative, but that's when thinking things through before acting isn't admirable. When the character has bad intent, who cares if they think it through or just act?
⛓❓Chain: () You don't speak much unless you have something important to say.
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which is zippo, zilch! Slender Man only thinks anything he says is important.
⛓❓Chain: ()You are generally even-tempered, but when angered, you are terrifying.
🧝‍♀️Ocean: The only reason Slender Man might not seem to anger much is because no one dares to give him a good kick in the gear shaft and a rough sendoff. He's only terrifying to those who want to be scared of him and don't have what it takes to say "Slender Man sucks."
⛓❓Chain: Jeff the Killer
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* Jeffrey Raccoon-eyed Gary Stu with that stupid carved-out "smile", who gets his jollies gutting people.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are very stubborn and will do whatever it takes to get your way
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That suits Jeff as well as Randy and his toadies Keith and Troy, as well as Jane, Jeff's wanna-be killer girlfriend, and the pasta fangirl.
⛓❓Chain: () You prefer working alone; Teamwork is not your thing
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Jeff is such an anti-social freak that it's better he not work with anyone else. and he is incredibly greedy, selfish, and bloodthirsty.
⛓❓Chain: () You hate large groups of people
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Because then he couldn't be centre of attention. No really, most people, except the fan brats of course, just wouldn't fall in love with Jeff's cut-out "smile" He would love holding a small group of people in terror before brutally killing them, but a large group he couldn't handle..
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You have a very quick temper
🧝‍♀️Ocean: He sure does, so do Randy and Jane. So do certain characters that really want to annihilate them.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You enjoy drama and will often start fights
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Spot on! They all fit this description to a tee!
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You're very set in your ways, and don't like change
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well that explains why Jeff changed his face even more after what Randy and cronies did to it, and then made even bigger changes by killing his own parents because they didn't tell him he was beautiful. *Rolling eyes* Then he proceeded to destroy other characters with horrible changes to their lives and ending those of others.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You can be emotionally unstable
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That's what makes these drips what they are.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a fear or dislike of authority
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Unless Jeff feels in an authoritative position, then he likes it just fine.
⛓❓Chain: () You are most active at night
🧝‍♀️Ocean: He'd have to be, otherwise he wouldn't get to say his favourite thing so often, "Go to sleep." (More like 'Go to slip'. the way he says it.)
⛓❓Chain: () You are very restless and don't like to stay in one place for too long
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Yet he supposedly doesn't like change. wow what a contradiction! Oh well, such is the life of a fugitive.
⛓❓Chain: Masky
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* Another Slender proxy AKA slave, named Tim.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very shy and soft-spoken
🧝‍♀️Ocean: I can see that, Slender would prefer that type, someone fairly timid or easy to influence to do his bidding.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You have trouble making friends/meeting new people
🧝‍♀️Ocean: If you weren't a creepy pasta, you'd probably have better luck with that, Tim. The fangirl, well, not around here anyway.
⛓❓Chain: () You will be the first to sacrifice so others can be happy
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* That's a trait Slender Boy would surely exploit every which way from Sunday.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very loyal
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Again, Slender Boy wouldn't have it any other way. *Scowl*
⛓❓Chain: () You have a secret that could potentially hurt people
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Tim probably has, for all I know.
⛓❓Chain: () You mean well, but often accidentally come off the wrong way
🧝‍♀️Ocean: again, if you weren't a creepy pasta, you wouldn't have that problem, and might actually mean well.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a fear of being alone
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well, now I know what to do to Tim.
⛓❓Chain: () You don't care if people insult you, but you will furiously defend your friends/loved ones
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Not that a creepy pasta is capable of this sort of emotional depth. If he was to turn on Slendy and stick up for his friends, he could possibly get out of the dark side.
⛓❓Chain: () You strongly desire something you know you likely may never achieve
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hah! Any fictional villain desires something they'd never get in the real world.
⛓❓Chain: () You feel most secure in small spaces. You dislike clear, open spaces.
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which would serve as one more thing Slender Boy could exploit.
⛓❓Chain: Korbyn
🧝‍♀️Ocean: From what I can make out, this is mostly images.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are very passionate about your beliefs
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which could be very good, or very bad depending on what those beliefs are.
⛓❓Chain: () You hate drama, and try your best to avoid it
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That may be the case for Korbyn, for all I know.
⛓❓Chain: () You sometimes feel overwhelmed with your responsibilities
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Since Korbyn is a student in this series, that makes sense.
⛓❓Chain: () You work very well in groups; you love teamwork
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That may work for Korban, but for me, it all depends.
⛓❓Chain: () You are struggling to fill someone's shoes, or live up to someone's expectations
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Being a student can do that to a person. Not always, certainly, but school is an environment that can increase that kind of pressure.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You have trouble fitting in
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Yet Korbyn loves teamwork.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a strange/unique talent
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Because characters need a little something to help them stand out a bit.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a strong relationship with your family
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which is different from a lot of creepy pasta characters.
⛓❓Chain: () You don't have many friends, but the few you have are incredibly close
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Ah, then Korbyn doesn't need to worry about fitting in.
⛓❓Chain: () You always put 100% into what you do, even if you're not very good at it
🧝‍♀️Ocean: This Korbyn sounds like not a bad character, though I haven't scanned through all of the series, and only found images on the first page.
⛓❓Chain: Scarecrow
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* Another serial killer posing as a figure that's supposed to be inanimate, just like the Clown Statue. The only difference being the clown statue lurked around little kiddy rooms, while the live scarecrow hung around the garden, to break into a home later, after killing a couple of seniors.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a great sense of humor
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Unlike this disgusting scarecrow and 🤡✔️⛓>creeps, I don't consider lurking around pretending to be a statue/scarecrow and killing people funny.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very outgoing and make friends easily
🧝‍♀️Ocean: If he's so outgoing, why didn't the scarecrow ditch the act and go make friends with Oliver instead of spying, stalking, killing those people, and then breaking into Oliver's house with the intent to kill him? Makes friends easily, my foot.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are not afraid to speak what is on your mind
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That scarecrow said nothing at all. The fangirl said plenty, and it earned her a perma-ban.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are incredibly curious
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh yeah, incredibly curious about all the wrong, sickest things. Like terrorizing and killing people, listening to them scream in agony.
⛓❓Chain: () You have had an unrequited love
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Somehow I can't see that birdbrain having anywhere near the capacity for that.
⛓❓Chain: () You can be gullible
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hey, Scarecrow! There's a couple of old people just down there, you can get to them by jumping off that cliff! 🤡✔️⛓>Replicating chain letters - yep, gullible, or just trolling.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are easily offended, and have a bad temper
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Check. So, Scarecrow got offended and had a tantrum because nobody paid him any attention.
⛓❓Chain: () You have overcome many obstacles in life
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Wrong, this scarecrow was an obstacle and worse to the people he killed and then terrorized in that story.
⛓❓Chain: () You're a party animal
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which is why the Scarecrow spent his time hanging around quiet gardens of older couples.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a fear of fire
🧝‍♀️Ocean: He should.
⛓❓Chain: Camille
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, good gosh, *sigh, yawn* Another soulless-eyed Jeff Sue. This one is a dealive cousin of Jeff's, and she got her soullessness from a broken heart over some guy, and then Jeff tried to kill and then sex it up with her, not caring that she's his freaking cousin. *Disgusted scowl*
⛓❓Chain: () You have many friends/loved ones
🧝‍♀️Ocean: I have no idea if Camille does or not. only that she's Jeff's cousin and she was pining away for some guy.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are very open minded
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Try non-minded in her case. Open-minded to a bunch of really wrong things.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are brutally honest
🧝‍♀️Ocean: She probably is, given her story. Some people just don't know when it's TMI.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very protective of your friends
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That was never established, but whatever.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You love to try new things
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Yeah, that fits her. She thought getting stabbed in the heart was awesome.
⛓❓Chain: () You are trendy
🧝‍♀️Ocean: I'll say! Black soulless eyes. Yep, it's that Mary Sue eye thing really going on there.
⛓❓Chain: () You are the jealous type
🧝‍♀️Ocean: I could imagine. Camille experienced an unrequited crush, she became dealive, so I'll bet she'd go after any girl she thought was horning in on her guy.
⛓❓Chain: () You enjoy playing the match maker
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, likely, though not established in her story.
⛓❓Chain: () You are a morning person
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Again, not established, but okay, probably.
⛓❓Chain: () You are great at multitasking
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Let's see. She can tell that a gaseous entity has drained 90% of her blood and can determine that the soul tears she wakes up in are colder than mud, yeah, that might qualify as multitasking.
⛓❓Chain: Hoody
🧝‍♀️Ocean: AKA Brian. He's a bit like Masky only he has a hood as well.
⛓❓Chain: () You rarely talk
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Again, Slender Boy would like his slaves quiet and following orders.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very capable and can always be trusted to finish a task
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Although the wiki says he doesn't do much.
⛓❓Chain: () You hate wasting time, everything must have a purpose
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Again, Slender Boy could exploit this quality in him.
⛓❓Chain: () You are very efficient
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Yet he doesn't do much.
⛓❓Chain: () You suffer from a OCD, ADHD, or other disorders
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Yet he's reliable, efficient, doesn't waste time etc. what a contradiction.
⛓❓Chain: () You have difficulty communicating with others outside your circle of friends
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which is probably how Slender Boy would like it anyway.
⛓❓Chain: () You never rage when angered, you have calm, clear fury
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Actually that is still rage, it's just internalized.
⛓❓Chain: () You always make the most logical decision, even if it means someone gets hurt
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That's not saying much. I'm sure Bin Laden thought he was making logical decisions too.
⛓❓Chain: () You rarely show emotion
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Because he doesn't do much.
⛓❓Chain: () You are often asked for advice
🧝‍♀️Ocean: By his fellow Slender underlings who are below him on the Slender ladder, probably.
⛓❓Chain: Ben
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, that weird video game file thingie.
⛓❓Chain: () You have a high IQ
🧝‍♀️Ocean: High IQ doesn't mean good character. Look no further than Mark Hoffman for proof.
⛓❓Chain: () You are tech savvy
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Just because Ben was a video game file in a story?
⛓❓Chain: () You are very independent
🧝‍♀️Ocean: How about just corrupt?
⛓❓Chain: () You dearly want to return somewhere you cannot go
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Tough luck for Ben, isn't it?
⛓❓Chain: () You are bored very easily
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Wow, that sure is true for the fan brats and other internet trolls.
⛓❓Chain: () You are easily annoyed
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh heck yeah, when trolls get thwarted and fan brats get buttburned, they get worse than simply annoyed.
⛓❓Chain: () You greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and debates
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Only because he's programmed to in the story, as a video game file.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You have a harsh sense of humor
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Holy crap! 🤡✔️⛓>Check check check!
⛓❓Chain: () You hate children
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Which must really suck for Ben since children are way into video games, as much if not more than young adults are.
⛓❓Chain: () You have trouble admitting you're wrong
🧝‍♀️Ocean: That's because computer programs aren't meant to do that. They tell you when you've caused an error.
⛓❓Chain: Laughing Jack
🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Glower* Oh, how I detest this character!
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are easily excitable (sometimes almost manically so)
🧝‍♀️Ocean: And he's too unfeeling and stupid to know when excitement isn't appropriate.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are/were the class clown
🧝‍♀️Ocean: No-brainer. Pretty much turned me against clowns other than the kind in real life, in actual circus performances.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You deeply desire friendship, though you often find it hard to come by
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well golly gee, I wonder why that could be? *Sneer*
⛓❓Chain: () You care deeply, but are incredibly vengeful if betrayed
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well, Jack did get really buttburned when Isaac Lee Grossman didn't just play with him like a little kid after all those years, and he got revenge all right. But he never cared deeply about anybody but himself. I have rarely seen people as vengeful as trolls, fan brats and extremist activists/SJW.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You are very perseverant (sometimes you don't know when to quit)
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hooh, boy, does that ever fit internet trouble-makers. As for Jack, oh, probably, his one-track mind was fixated on making a game out of everything, including things that definitely weren't games.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You can tend to have a morbid sense of humor
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Absolutely nailed it! Literally in Jack's case.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You'll happily make a fool of yourself to cheer your friends up
🧝‍♀️Ocean: And Jack will happily run out on his friends when they get in trouble, taking the blame for something he did, too. Stellar.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You greatly enjoy frightening people
🧝‍♀️Ocean: and then you wonder why you're detested on MTM.
⛓❓Chain: () You're not afraid to cause a scene in a public space
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well of course he wouldn't be, he's a clown after all.
🤡✔️⛓Chain: () You struggle truly opening up to people
🧝‍♀️Ocean: Because deep down you know you're an emotional freak and people won't generally want you around when you're out to cause fright and pain instead of any real happiness because you get them confused.
Over - and - out!
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