Catherine snufkin And Marcia Ubong

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Two otaku, Catherine Snufkin and Marcia Ubong, fought because of a stupid chain letter!

Marcia Ubong fell for a hoax, and Catherine Snufkin responded by making up an anti-chain rant.

This happened ages ago, but it still stands as a testament to otaku and chain letter stupidity.

This was found on Snufkin's page after checking out her so-called "anti_idiocy" list.

(Note, cuss words taken out or substituted with something better.)

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👹Catherine Snufkin: I do not like spam. I do not like forwards. My hatred of them dates back to the Dark Ages when I was but a rosy-cheeked cherub with an AOL account. Every weekend, I would wait the interminable wait to load my inbox, only to find it filled with junk mail offering everything from penis enlargements to eternal love and money from Microsoft - as long as I sent the badly-typed email to another five to twenty-five people. But what to do? Spam filters could deter the evil spambots, but terse one-liners asking the intellectual delinquents of cyberspace to stop filling my precious 2KB inbox in order to free up room for more porn were ignored.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That clinches it right there. This drip likes porn, so that makes her an idiot in the first degree as well as a pathetic whiner - and someone who actually deserves to get chain mail!

👹Catherine Snufkin: In an effort to deal with the intense rage these forwards brought out in me (without having to pay for a therapist), I resorted to rewriting these emails to represent my own personal views, which as everyone knows are always right and absolutley fantastic, and

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *huge snort and bursts out laughing* Oh, brother!! And it's 'absolutely' not 'absolutley'

👹Catherine Snufkin: sending them back to the offender. Unfortunatly, my natural comic genius is simply lost on the many idiots of the world,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Corrections: First, it's 'unfortunately' not 'unfortunatly'. Notice the 'e' in the correct spelling? Second, Snufkin's "comic genius' does not exist, and it is *she* who is quite simply...lost!

👹Catherine Snufkin: and usually resulted in some badly-spelt message of hate so virulent that you could practically hear the spittle hitting the computer screen.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's true, if Marcia Ubong is any example, but it's not as if this Snufkin is innocent of hurling the spittle either.

👹Catherine Snufkin: These people are like weeds. Inbred, inarticulate, over-opinionated weeds in dire need of being sprayed with corrosive acid and then set on fire.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *rolling eyes* Typical over-opinionated, inbred-obsessed, immature unoriginal stupid sadistic acid and fire wish crap. Burning acid aside, the above description, minus the inbred nonsense, fitssSnufkin and other fangirls similar to her like a glove! I think a more suitable punishment for her would be having her computer taken away, and ditto for the chain letter originators, and those who blindly pass them along.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Sadly, this is the internet and I lack the time, money, technological resources and general can-be-bothered factor to track them down and administer the punishment they so richly deserve.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: if she did that, I'd be the first in line clambering for her lousy butt to be tossed in the slammer with the key thrown away.

👹Catherine Snufkin: So instead, I'm posting their messages, my responses, and their email addresses on my site. I urge every decent man, woman, child, hyper-intelligant monkey and anyone else currently reading this missive to please,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Decent? Neither she nor the chain letter creators know the meaning of the word. And it's 'intelligent' not 'intelligant'

👹Catherine Snufkin: email them and tell them just what you think of the oh-so-important issues they are highlighting for the rest of us.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, that's rich! I'm not going to send private email to somebody I don't know and don't want to know, much less get chain mail or vulgarity from them in my own mail box. I'll reply when some fwd arrives in my mail, but I'm not going to go emailing people on the net who've never even heard of me, just because poor little Snufkin can't fight her own battles effectively enough.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Those of you who insist on sending me junk mail - you have been warned.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oooooooh, scaaaaaaaareeeeeeeee. *Snicker*

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: A Moron

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: In your case, it takes one to know one.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: A Response

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, and it is equally stupid.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: A Living Testament to Enforced Abortion In Cases of Incest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowls and tsks* oh, please! What a total idiot! Yet another flake who can't keep her head out of the ditch and can't even think up a coherent, original thought! That's one of the things I hate about idiots on the net. They are so completely ruled by their sex hormones, so hopelessly intellectually inept that they resort to stupid perverted statements from the meme-loving troll mindset like Snuffkin's above. Grow a brain!

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: Future Suicide, or so we hope

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Catherine Snufkin, the future face on the "What Were You Thinking" show, or "Fail Army"... or so I hope.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: Her Writtings Slay Me

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'writings' with just one 't'!

Later on, I realized that was deliberate, Snufkin was mocking Marcia's bad spelling.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Marcia Ubong: Addicted To My Verbal Abuse?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's possible.

👹Catherine Snufkin: We shall start with one Marcia Ubong, as this foul beast calls itself.

Marcia Ubong's email address, and therefore, I assume her MSN address too, is fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: LAME! Almost as lame as Snufkin's yahoo address which is...get this: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹 ! Or one of Senna's: jensavestheday@hotmail.com!

👹Catherine Snufkin: The evil Marcia Ubong is an extra-special brand of idiot, as she sent her email not only to me, but to an entire mailing list. Unfortunatly, the moderaters did not see fit to tar and feather her, and merely settled for banning her. I admire their tolerance of the blatently retarded,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: They wouldn't have the likes of Snufkin on their list if they didn't tolerate the blatantly retarded, so why should it be any different for Marcia Ubong?

👹Catherine Snufkin: but at the same time, I believe that Marcia Ubong deserves a punishment rather more severe than missing out on discussions of which Saiyuki character is shagging which (for my money, it's Hakkai and Gojyo, though I make no excuses for the fact that I do read Goku/Sanzo porn).

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Booooo-HISSSSSS!* Snufkin has just admitted to being as big an idiot as Marcia Ubong. And in case she hasn't clued in yet, it's impossible to literally and physically tar and feather someone over the net, so a ban is the most any list mod can do to a spammer.

Hel-loooooooo!? Anybody in there!?

👹Catherine Snufkin: Here is the original missive I, and the rest of the list, recieved from Marcia Ubong.

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From: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

Subject: [saiyuki] Fwd: 🗯Tommy Hilfiger: Racist

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That list has since been deleted and recreated. and it is dead as a doornail.

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/saiyuki/

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: ok you guys,read this oki?

👹[Catherine's Note: The first part of the forward contained over 40 email addresses, which have been omitted to protect the innocent victims the foul Marcia Ubong has already caused to suffer]

🗯Chain: Dont buy any Tommy Hilfiger T shirt or perfume products

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: -Rest of libellous malicious chain letter with false accusation of racism against Tommy Hilfiger deleted. Tommy Hilfiger is victimized by at least three chain letters that dole out malicious false accusations of racism against him.

Also cussing up ahead edited out and/or replaced.

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👹Catherine Snufkin: And my response...

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From: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

Subject: Re: 🗯Tommy Hilfiger: Racist

To: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

How utterly shocking! I have a few things to say about the contents of your email. Please pay attention; you might be slightly less of a moron by the time I finish. Though I doubt it. Don't send any more pointless sh** to mailing lists. Please don't send me chain-mail, forwards, jokes or for that matter anything where the content is 90% other peoples' email addresses. Does your computer not have a delete button, you stupid, inbred piece of sh**?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Argh! There she goes again with that stupid, utterly annoying 'inbred' crap!

👹Catherine Snufkin: I certainly did not watch a recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. This is because I have better things to do with my time, like watch porn

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which goes to show this idiot is the worst offender of them all, and a hypocrite as well.

👹Catherine Snufkin: or get my education,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, she should stick to education, goodness knows, she needs it!

👹Catherine Snufkin: than watch idiotic TV shows that caters to lower-class morons, much like the poeple Tommy Hilfiger wishes wouldn't buy his clothes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *snorts* It's 'people' not 'poeple' See the difference? As fir 'lower class morons' *rolling eyes tsks* oh, brother! Snufkin is kidding herself if she thinks she's anything but! Like sheesh! Snufkin, GET...A...CLUE!

👹Catherine Snufkin: I do not care whether a clothing designer is racist, and I especially do not care what target group Tommy Hilfiger wishes to purchase his clothes. I've made more racist and classist comments in my life than he could shake a sh***y tri-coloured stick at,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't doubt that! And of course little porn lover fangirl twit Snufkin who wants to be a god wouldn't care about the big picture - an innocent man getting slammed by a malicious chain letter. Snuf isn't interested in clearing up misinformation and getting people to see what's true and what's not. She only cares that her wretched little inbox doesn't have enough space for porn trash. It's all about 'MEMEMEMEMEMEME!' with her, can't you tell?

👹Catherine Snufkin: so I'm certainly not going to boycott products I don't even like and have never actually bought because the man wants a say in who buys his crappy products. Anyone stupid enough to think blue, red and white fleeces look cool deserves whatever abuse the designer, or anyone else for that matter, decides to heap upon them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Color-coded stupidity? Folks, this Snufkin twit actually thinks color and dress preferences determines IQ! What a moron! What a prized moron!

👹Catherine Snufkin: The only people who would be offended by this are the morons who wear Tommy Hilfiger and watch Oprah.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. I'm offended by it because it is a pack of malicious racist lies! And I am definitely NOT an Oprah fan.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Funnily enough, I am unlikely to give a sh** whether these idiots recieve an 'emotional ouchie'. Shouldn't they be packing bags or conning the government out of more benefits rather than watching TV?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, if she finds *that* amusing, small things amuse small minds. She really ought not to call 'moron' since she's one of the biggest, being a porn fan.

👹Catherine Snufkin: My suggestion?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who cares? It'll be some stupid deathwish thang again.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Go and kill yourself.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What did I tell ya? Like, argh, this twit is so predictable, and unoriginal. I have to wonder what factory churned out such a crop of rejects in the 1980s and early 1990s?

👹Catherine Snufkin: Because if you really are stupid enough to send this sort of trash to a mailing list and subject people you don't even know to this idiocy, the world will be better off when you finally put that bullet into your head.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Please...Save the death-wish crap for the animal rights wackos that hate the human race as a whole and want to put an end to it. Or put yourself out of your own misery then, because obviously you're projecting your own sick fangirl porn-adicted psyche on others around you.

👹Catherine Snufkin: No doubt you are by now filled with indignation at the contents of this email.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *tsks snorts, rolls eyes and sneers.* Hardly. Disgust, yeah. But I wasn't the one stupid enough to fall for a pile of chain letter lies, so, have nothing to be indignant about. You, Snufkin, on the other hand, are another story. I'm not going to even try to guess how poor little Snufkin feels because of anything I said. I'm not that presumtuous or egotistical.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Therefore I advise you to boycott the internet.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Take your own advice. There are too many trolls on the net as it is.

👹Catherine Snufkin:Send this email to anyone you know who is just as stupid as you are - a new generation of morons fouling the gene pool with their genetic inferiority, who does not respect peoples'right not to have to deal with garbage like this in their inbox.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You just wrote an anti-chain, good going, idiot!

BTW, there needs to be a space between 'peoples' and 'right'.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Please shoot yourself in the head.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Please shut your idiotic trap.

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👹Catherine Snufkin: Naturally, the disgraceful Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com] simply could not resist the opportunity to further demonstrate her own glaring stupidity...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Neither could Snufkin the Great...

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From: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

To: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

Subject: Re: 🗯Tommy Hilfiger: Racist

hey!f*** up!who'd ask u anyway?moron!!if you don't like it ignore it!Like i care what's your opinion,duh.so shut the f*** up cuz i just don't care. did i ask you?n.baka!stupid!bahlul!bodo....tak tanyak pun..nadai jaku nyak...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever...Another foul-mouthed otaku, AKA stupid fangirl twit...

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: so don't be a f***ing moron and send e-mail to me cuz I DON"T KNOW YOU!so next time,think before you send any e-mail to anyone you don't know.........

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hah, Marcia Ubong needs to take her own advice, and a word for Marcia Ubong and anybody else dooped by these stupid fwds: Any time you get a fwd, especially about anyone famous, check out the rumors at:

http://www.truthorfiction.com

You can do keyword searches. Make sure the fwds are not true. If they are found not to be true, inform whoever sent you the fwd, break the chain,

and for gosh sake don't pass the memes on to anybody else!

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: where'd you get my address anyhow?well,i don't care,stupid idiot moron! nak berupai dik wai(means....oh,u'll find out)muahahahahaha.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Like I should even care? Grow up, spouting a bunch of words in a foreign language not only fails to get whatever message across you're trying to convey, but it makes you look like the typical otaku fangirl twit trying to show off. anybody can copy out of a foreign dictionary...

When you spread chain letters, your address gets around, chick…

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: bye bye.don't be a stranger now,oki(muahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha)

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👹Catherine Snufkin: Maybe it's because I'm starting with a cold, maybe it's because I have European Union Law tomorrow, maybe it's just that I simply can't resist Moron-baiting, but I simply had to respond...

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From: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

To: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

Subject: Re: 🗯Tommy Hilfiger: Racist

First off, if you're going to email me, you might want to learn how to type. Not only are you brutally raping the English language every time you pollute cyberspace with your very presence, *oki*,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Damn, girl, are you stupid! That's 'brutally mutilating' not 'raping' you can't rape a language. Something's definitely wrong with you upstairs because you're trying to use something else to think with instead of a brain, and it shows.

That's proof positive Snufkin is doing no better than Marcia. The only difference between the two is that Marcia's punctuation seems to be sadly lacking in places, in want of a space between words in others, and her favorite words are cusses and stuff copied out of a Japanese dictionary.

👹Catherine Snufkin: but it makes you look like an idiot. Moreso, that is.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Space between 'more' and 'so' hon...

👹Catherine Snufkin: As it happens, you did ask me. You asked everyone on the Saiyuki mailing list. If you really didn't care, you shouldn't have sent that ridiculous email. I find it highly ironic that you would dare to criticise someone else for sending email to a person they don't know, considering your spam was what prompted me to give you the verbal beatdown you so richly deserve. Funnily enough,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 'Funnily enough' 'funnily enough' My word, but she amuses easily...

👹Catherine Snufkin: I got your address when you decided to spam the mailing list. For future reference, as a general rule, using insults in a different language doesn't make you look like any less of an intellectual deviant. It simply makes you look pretentious as well as stupid.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: On that we agree!

👹Catherine Snufkin: Of course, one of the key characteristics of the highly moronic is their sheer persistence in the face of over-whelming superiority...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's overwhelming stupidity, in Snufkin's case.

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From: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

To: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

Subject:so?what?

so?just because you don't understand what i'm writting,doesn't mean i'm stupid!i

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'WRITING' with only 1, count it, ONE 'T'! And you need to space after a comma. Space after the '!' at the end of a sentence.

And Snufkin's failure to understand your writing doesn't mean you're stupid, but spreading chain letters sure makes you look gullible, and blithering out insults in another language makes you look like the typical annoying otaku you are. Hint, it's decidedly unimpressive especially for one such as myself who does not speak Japanese.

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: didn't ask for your STUPID MORONIC opinion.if you didn't like it,there's a little button call delete and you can delete the e-mail i send to you.but no........ you become a stupid girl and reply my e-mail,what kind of idiot are you??i can't believe I'm talking to you!(rolling her eyes)so what?if you didn't know me why did you even e-mail me????

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Marcia, YOU are the one who emailed strangers with this stupid chain letter! It is anyone's right, whether they know you or not, to set you straight when you spread stupid spam - stupid malicious lying evil racist spam designed to ruin the reputation of an innocent man! How would like nasty chain letter rumprs about you going around the net? Wouldn't you want them stopped? Would it matter if all the debunkers knew you then? I doubt it.

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: oki,did you see any of those guys from saiyuki mailing list reply to me?(don't answer that)no......when i say i don't care i mean i don't care an opinion of a girl such as you,i rather be in my math class than sitting here reading YOUR stupid opinion. So this is what you should do: first,walk away from your computer then,step in front of your mirror(make sure it's body length) after that, you take a good look at yourself then,think!think very hard

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! You should take that advice very close to home! If you really thought hard, you wouldn't have spread that chain letter!

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: ---fantastic_gurl88 is only 15 and i'm already 20+++.she's just a kid!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Marcia, please. There's only a 5-year difference between 15 and 20. More to the point, neither age is an excuse for being an obnoxious twit. So don't think you can excuse spreading hoaxes with the "I'm just a kid" line. That is trollish and manipulative and anyone who pulls that should get a smack upside the head.

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: Finally,you said to yourself---I'm a f***ing moron!!!only now i know that i have peanut size brain!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, she's a porn lover. Your brain is just as small because you're a puttymouthed otaku and you pass on chain letters.

🧟‍♀️Marcia Ubong: then you can e-mail me again so i can laugh at you,oki....bye bye,my lil' bro wanna use the internet. He said, kiss my @$$!!

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👹Catherine Snufkin: As we all know, a chance to administer a righteous beat-down is not something I turn away from very often, even when the recipient offers me her younger brothers' a$$ as a bribe.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: A sneering younger brother, and you somehow take that as a bribe? wow you are screwed up.

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From: snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

To: Marcia Ubong 🧟‍♀️ [fantastic_gurl88@hotmail.com]

Subject: Re: so?what?

When your "writting" is so laughably inarticulate that the recipient of your email has to pause while she sneers at your utter lack of communication skills and also decipher some of the more atrocious spelling mistakes, then yes, it does in fact mean you're stupid.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong, loving porn makes you stupid. Loving porn and ranting at others as being stupid idiots makes you even more stupid. Bad writing just makes you sloppy and lazy except under certain conditions such as dyslexia or some type of LD. But of course, that idea never entered your mind...

👹Catherine Snufkin: The moderator of the Saiyuki mailing list did email you; I know this because she did it on-list. I wouldn't know if anyone else did because they, like me, are decent enough to keep their personal vendettas out of the public limelight

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ho-lee - crap! Can you say HYPOCRITE!?

👹Catherine Snufkin: (well, apart from submitting your name to the Hall of Idiocy, but I prefer to think of that as giving evolution a helping hand); something it seems you know very little about. Age has nothing to do with stupidity - you are, quite simply, an idiot. Not only do you precipitate these sorts of verbal attacks on yourself by doing something as ridiculous as sending spam to a mailing list, but you further illustrate your complete lack of anything remotely resembling intelligent thought by continuing to respond in this (admittedly amusing) incoherent fashion. In closing, I feel bound to add that although, technically speaking, your parents should be the ones to tell you this, I feel it is only fair to inform you that a moron will always be a moron, no matter their age, and this is the fate that awaits you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Snufkin, speaking from her own very personal experience, would know, I'm sure.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Unless of course you choose to take the honourable route, and kill yourself, which I highly recommend you do, as a way of atoning to the world for lowering the planets' I.Q. simply by being born.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Apply that prattling deathwish crapola to yourself as well, Snufkin. Or find some other way to do the world a big favor and shut the heck up! Whatever it takes, just SHUT...UP!

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Now, here's what lead up to my dislike of snufkin and how I found her fight with marcia, Ubong and why I was particularly hard on Snufkin this whole time.

Snufkin and the So-called anti_idiocy list

I went looking on yahoogroups for lists where people are as sick of getting chain letters as I am, and came across one called anti_idiocy. groups.yahoo.com/group/anti_idiocy

The description sounded promising in that it expressed a dislike of idiocy particularly in the form of forwards and other spam, but I thought they were rather off the wall with some of the other stuff.

But this was also back when I didn't really understand the concept of "anti". The word suggests opposition to a problem, but antis always end up being part of the problem instead. Anti-bronies, anti-fandom, anti-SJW, anti-chains. All uber stupid annoying and worse.

I subscribed under the identity of one of my characters, but the list is set to restrict membership. In the following is my, or rather, Indy's reply to the list application notice which left a very terrible first impression.

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From: "Indianna" 👩‍💻

To: "Snufkin The One True God" snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

Subject: Re: Anti Idiocy membership application

Date: Thursday, January 01, 2004 1:31 PM

----- Original Message -----

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From: Snufkin The One True God snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk 👹

👩‍💻Indy: Oh, please! The most annoying thing you can do is try to play god. If you think you are a god, you need some serious ego-trimming and a good sound reality check, dude...chick...hermaphrodite or whatever you are. Snufkin? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a cute little name? You wouldn't happen to be the One True God of the insect world by any chance, would you? Lol! one True God of your own delusions only!

👹Catherine Snufkin: Subject: Re: Anti Idiocy membership application

👩‍💻Indy: I can tell by this silly little notice that your group has been completely misnamed.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Having recently recieved a request from the above email address to join our Anti-Idiocy mailing list, we request that you send us a few short paragraphs telling us why you think you are worthy to join our group.

👩‍💻Indy: And I have a few suggestions for you. If you want to be so clicky and uppity about membership, try not listing your group in the yahoo directory. Then invite only those people you know for a fact measure up to your *smirks* high standards...

As for me, well, since your note was so snobby and your handle is even worse, I don't think I need to explain my reasons for subscribing. Can't you figure out anything for yourself? Could it be maybe I thought I could find a group of people who are as sick as I am of voluntary idiocy on the internet? Did that not occur to you? The reasons for your list are right there on your list page...So look at that and there's your answer. I detest forwards and a lot of other idiotic things, but I also detest egocentric mods who call themselves gods and send stupid notes telling people they have to somehow prove themselves to get on their lists.

The question is, are you and your list good enough for me. The short answer is no when I think you're among the idiots...you can hardly combat idiocy when you're part of the problem as indicated by this ridiculous application.

👹Catherine Snufkin: This is a necessary part of ensuring that we don't have members who are illiterate, rude, or downright annoying on our list.

👩‍💻Indy: You already know i'm not illiterate, but as to the other two, I can't make any guarantees. What's annoying to one person might not be to the next, and I'm not sure what your exact definition of 'annoying' is, other than 1. people who send forwards and other spam 2. the homeless 3. people who like the American Pie movies. You didn't list all things that annoy you. If you do that, maybe I can be a little clearer with my answer. This application is annoying and so are you if you're really as swellheaded as all that..

As for being rude, again that depends what you think of as rude. 1. Foul language? 2. Dirty-minded posts? 3. Other forms of vulgarity? 4. Insubordination or resistance to egotistical elitists? I pass with flying colors on 1 through 3, but you'll probably never find another person who despises elitism and egocentric twits calling themselves gods more. If you think your note is impressive or intimidating, it isn't, and it didn't put me in the mood to make a pleasant reply. If you want subscribers, use a better approach. if not, oh well, it's your loss.

👹Catherine Snufkin: We look forward to recieving your application.

👩‍💻Indy:And you can look forward to denying it...because I *know* you will. Your ego-centric God-wanna-be personality won't let you do otherwise.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Sincerly,

👩‍💻Indy: And you're worried about illiterate people getting on your joke of a restricted list? The word is 'sincerely' with two 'e's, genius!

👹Catherine Snufkin: Snufkova

👩‍💻Indy: Huh? I thought it was 'Snufkin' Can't you even keep your own blasted name straight? LOL!! Wow, this is one for the diss files!

-Indianna

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🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I was wrong about one thing - Indy's membership was accepted. Hmmmm, Snufkin's desire to prove me wrong must've won out over her wish to play god at this point.

Once in the group, I checked out the links section. Snufkin had her site up there, purplefruitcakeproductions.tvheaven.com/tnjones.html

It no longer exists, but while it did, it had some pretty understandable rage against people sending stupid chain letters. If anybody ever thought I was harsh in my approach to getting chain mail, I come off looking nice compared with this nasty little goddess wanna-be. What's more, she and the idiot who sent her the malicious chain letter accusing Tommy Hilfiger of being racist, both have something wrong with their handles or email address, and both have hopelessly incurable potty-mouths. And she was worried about people being rude on her list? HEL-LO!!

AS I went through her site, my unpleasant feeling toward her grew steadily worse, and now you get to see the result.

I completely agree with her anger against the passing around of trash chain letters, but for different reasons. I can't stand malicious liars and that's exactly what the people who make up the chain letters accusing this or that celebrity/designer of being racist, are. If you ever get a chain letter about Tommy Hilfiger, claiming he doesn't want certain ethnicities buying his company's products, don't believe it and don't forward it! It's a pack of lies and I hope the law will catch up to the originators of such garbage so the people they have defamed can sue them for everything they've got and then some.

Now, for Snufkin's Hall of Idiocy Page.

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👹Catherine Snufkin: Hall of Idiocy Supporting Enforcable Euthanasia Against The Very Stupid

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's 'enforceable' sweety-pie, not 'enforcable'.

👹Catherine Snufkin: Purple Fruitcake Productions

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not surprising considering this is the effort of yet another one of the dreaded anime fangirls, AKA otaku.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Updates | The Story So Far

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I skimmed that story. It looks like any other disjointed and wacko thing you'll find on a lot of anime fan pages.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Timeline of Events | The On-Going Tale

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which I skipped, having got the general idea from reading the "Story So Far" section.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Dramatis Personae

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *groans* Fangirl Tracy...Need I say more? Matty Raberba Winner? If that's a fan-made character, it's a Mary Sue.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Super-Happy Sing Along Time

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right...Yet another crack at song writing by some fangirls, so typical of the death-wish garbage seen on so many wacko fangirl pages. You know, the "I want to kill you because it's fun and you deserve to have your guts ripped out" trash. *rolling eyes* And she dares to whine about idiocy? That sing along should be known as "Super Sadistic and unoriginal Crap"

👹Catherine Snufkin: | I'm So Opinionated

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: More like, "I'm So Whiny!" but yeah, she is over-opinionated.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Hall of Idiocy | Random Art Page

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's nothing new, fangirl pages tend to have 'random' something on their pages. There is randomness in such abundance that it's no longer random.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Comics | The Dictionary According To Tofana

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not even worth clicking on if it's as wacko as the rest of this page.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Poll-o-licious | Chat with LegatoChan

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Otaku Alert!

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Tofana's Magic 999 Ball

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Meh.

👹Catherine Snufkin: | Sites Which Are Better Than Mine

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whoa! Either that last was a feeling sorry for herself comment, or there really was a trace of humility in there somewhere! Probably the former.

Anti_idiocy indeed...Oh, wait, that's right. It's anti... Not real opposition to idiocy. Snufkin and her list are not worthy of my presence. I'm far from perfect myself but I still have a heck of a lot more on the ball than the likes of her.

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that list has been dead a very long time, and as you can see by one of the messages there, the owner is a very, very angry, bitter person with a terrible foul mouth. groups.yahoo.com/group/anti_idiocy/message/9

The owner used to be Snufkin but changed to xellos_the_purple_fruitcake shortly after I was done with them. And now, that profile doesn't exist, either. http://profile.yahoo.com/y/pulse/xellos_the_purple_fruitcake

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