Ugh.
The Anti-Mary Sue Society!!!!!
Down with Mary Sue!
Hey everyone! You've reached the official webpage of the Anti-Mary Sue Society, aka the AMSS!!! In case you stumbled onto this page by accident, Mary Sue is a stereotyped character in HP fanfic. She is an American exchange student, extremely beautiful, the Quidditch star, always in Gryffindor, goes out with either Harry or Draco, and is usually related to either Voldie or the Malfoys. And everybody hates her! (No offense if your name happens to be Mary Sue. We don't hate you, just the character.)
So. This is the club to KILL MARY SUE!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! (Insert Snape: 50 points off- Me: Shut up, I'm trying to laugh evilly here! 100 points off of YOU!)
Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes, Mary Sue. We hate her. She must be killed, or the plague of Mary-Sue-fics shall never leave us! (It even hit me once. I really should take that fic down...) Our mission is to kill them all! Or at least delete them. The very least we can do is keep them out of our own fics, except as comic relief.
If you want to join, and you should, email me @: drama_queen2357@hotmail.com
Or sign the guestbook, that works too.
Of course, if you join, you get to help write the AMSS fics every once in a while, and if I have time there might be a newsletter. So. Enough jabber. Have fun, and kill the Mary Sues!!!!!
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*****MEMBERS*****
* An Invisible Tomorrow (that's me!)- Queen and Founder of AMSS and Deleter/Defeater of Mary Sues
🧝♀️What profound awesomeness! ...Not...
🙎* Ginny Malfoy and Insane Raccoon, Rulers of the Evil Plotting Raccoons
🧝♀️*Cringe* Ginny...Malfoy...? So much no... Malfoy was horribly bigoted against Ginny because she was what he called a "mud blood". Stupid shipping suggestion.
🙎* METMA Mandy, Queen and Royal Founder of METMA
🧝♀️Ever notice how these fangirls always want to be terribly important? Royal this, queen that, princess this, lady that... *Rolling eyes*
🙎* Angel Cherries
🧝♀️What's one got to do with the other? More pointless randomness.
🙎* Hippie Lil
🧝♀️Okayeeeeees... Whatever...
🙎* Lily of Ravenclaw
* All Mighty Me, Extreme Ruler of the Purple Bananas, Head of the Chipmunk Federation, The Towel-Master, the Mary-Sue Exterminator #2, and Sirius-when-he-was-my-age's extremely beautiful girlfriend
🧝♀️Not to mention Mary Sue. The rest of that description "Randomness! Insanity! I wanna be important!" *Rolling eyes*
🙎* *~A White Rose Petal~*, All Mighty Queen of Drama Sayings
* ~*~Devl Gurl
* Winter Queen, Leader of the Blue Pointy Daggers
* Brandie AKA Draco's Girl
🧝♀️Another Mary Sue.
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Oh yeah, i forgot to say, if you want to give yourself some kewl titles, go ahead! It's fun! So far I am the Queen and Founder of AMSS, Deleter/Defeater of Mary Sues, Queen of Insanity, Knight of the Ladybug and Defender of the Paper Clips, Princess of the Gel Pen Kingdoms, Champion Deleter, Official Class Spellcheck, President of the Weird Socks of America club, and Ruler-For-Life of the Universe of Glitter!!!!!! (Heesies... it is possible to get carried away....)
🧝♀️Calm the heck down, girl. And there is only one universe..........
🙎Well. Like i said, if you wanna add a title, go ahead. But pleeeeze, don't make it too long... *slaps herself* Practice what you preach! Aaagh! *must go, before she goes insane again*
Don't forget to sign the guestbooky!!!!
What a pile of hyper drivel. And "Malfoy's girl"? Mary Sue alert.
Like the Mary Sue Society/subreality, this society dissolved, and the web page changed into a fan page for a band. The email of the page owner also changed to *willj6@yahoo.com
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