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Why Ryan Hates MLP FIM (Friendship Is Magic)

Another rant with comments that used to be found here has been deleted. Good thing I saved it. There was plenty I disagreed with in both the entry and in the comments it received, but some points were spot on, especially the part about MLP being a meme.

And one thing it really has going for it is that however much people expressed their dislike of MLP and bronyism, no one fell back on the typical anti-brony troll language and brought up "autism" "cancer" or "gay/fag". Unfortunately, they did use some general rough language, which was edited out.

Some of the commenters agreed with Ryan's post, others, somewhat, still others, who were from the MLP fandom, didn't agree with any of it.

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Things I Hate

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Things I Hate #1: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Posted by Ryan at 2:09 AM

My Little Pony. My. flaring. Little. Pony. Is there something inherently wrong with Friendship is Magic? Not really. I gave the show two episodes to see if it impressed me. One was about Applejack being a drug addict and knocking over apples and crap, and the other one was about Rainbow Dash and Applejack having a contest or something to see who is better than the other. Was I impressed? Nope. Was I entertained? Mildly. The show was serviceable for the target fanbase, I get that.

What I still don't get is the real fanbase, those flaring pieces of crap bronies.

I hate them. I really do. If you're a brony, and you're reading this, I hate you. It doesn't matter if you were the coolest guy ever, if you were someone I had the utmost respect for, if you are in your mid-20s and call yourself a brony, I hate you. I despise you. The intensity of my hatred for you is overwhelming, and it's almost too much. It makes me sick to my stomach. If you frequent a forum and have changed your username, avatar, and/or signature to reflect a newfound love for THE PONIES, I hate you.

However, if you're just a passing fan, if you enjoy the series for what it is, and don't flaring shove it down everyone's throats ("OH WHAT, YOUR GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME LIKING THIS SHOW EVEN THOUGH I'M 26 AND IT'S FOR LITTLE GIRLS?"), I probably won't hate you. I'll think "Geez, that nutsack likes that flaring pony show...?" but I'll respect you for keeping it out of my sight, and we could still be friends, although if you were like hanging off of a cliff, and so was one of my other friends that doesn't like this show, I'm sorry, but I'd save him/her instead of you. You knew what you were getting into.

It's a meme. I don't care if you say it's not, it is. I don't care if you legitimately enjoy this show, the fact is, it's a meme. It doesn't matter how widespread it is, how many bronies there are, it doesn't flaring matter. At the end of the day, it's a meme. Not only is it a meme, it's the worst meme in the past 49 years. I would rather get spit-roasted by two unwashed men screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!" than call myself a brony. I don't have to justify why I think it's a meme, though. That's the beauty of this blog, and of my irrational hatreds in general.

Why did this show, of alllll of the shows currently airing, why did this flaring show get a horrible fanbase? Why? I have a good idea. Some guy was like "oh look a show about ponies. I shouldn't be watching this because I am a grown man....OH WAIT I WILL GO AROUND TELLING EVERYONE I WATCH IT LOL LOOK AT ME PLEASE THINK I AM HIP AND IRONIC PLEASE?" Then it spread, and one of the things I hate most was born. That's the origin story of my arch-enemy.

I'm not against people watching cartoons, not at all. I love Adventure Time, Regular Show, Ed Edd n Eddy, and Hey Arnold, to name a few. I'm against people watching a cartoon, then building up a stupid fanbase made of people that are fans just because the show is about ponies and is for people younger than them and it's totally ironic LOLOL XD XD XD. When I go to a forum, I don't use a Princess Bubblegum avatar. I don't call everyone else "adventurers" and get offended when people don't like my show. It's part of my campaign to not make myself aggressively unlikable. You bronies can build a community, just stop infesting my forums. Quit it. Make one thread and stick to it. I don't want to see pony reaction images. I don't want to see pony reaction videos. I don't want to see ponies period, but that's unrealistic, at least for the time being. The pony meme will pass in a few months, and all of you will look back and say "Good flaring gosh, I was such a tool. I'm sorry, Ryan. I really am."

I won't accept your apology, though. I'll still hate you, and I'll always hate ponies.

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Miles June 19, 2011 at 8:03 AM

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Miles June 19, 2011 at 8:05 AM

atool

Ryan June 19, 2011 at 3:08 PM

yeah exactly

John The King OF KINGS June 19, 2011 at 3:36 PM

You sound like a little wench who hates on people for having a crappy opinion and act like babies, when you sound like one of those butthurt extremists with an even crappier opinion. You're everything I hate in a guy, and as much as I dislike ponies, you just scream at them and act like some other crappy kid show is funny and cool, because rainbow unicorn. Are you suppose to be some kind of troll because it does not work on a guy like me I can see through you, you c**k guzzling *****.

Austin Gifford May 27, 2013 at 7:03 PM

Dude he was speaking his opinion, no matter how much you despise it. You were just complaining as much as he was, so everything you just said about this guy you said about yourself. Just pointing that out.

Dry S**** October 1, 2013 at 5:18 PM

Since when can one persons point of view be crappy?

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 7:59 AM

Just flare off John the Poor Kid of KIDS!

h4rich September 17, 2012 at 1:57 PM

I hate My Little Pony!!!

h4rich September 17, 2012 at 2:00 PM

My Little Pony is rubbish!!!

Thomas Vasquez December 20, 2012 at 11:40 PM

flare this show, it's so Hamgoddamn boring and overhyped to crap. I don't hate bronies however, I just disrespect anyone who is butthurt over disagreeing that this show sucks. Those bronies lack serious taste if they claim this show to be the best animated series on TV.

I will disagree on your opinion on your thoughts on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, but I could care less about that.

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:01 AM

Totally agree with you, I like the 1980s MLP and would rather watch that than watch a crappy flared up Ed, Edd n' Eddy-sue cartoon about retarded ponies.

WTFhaterzz March 15, 2013 at 3:15 AM

Umm.. I would have agreed to this, but I'm 11, I'm a girl, and I don't shove MLP down everyone's throat. I watched it on accident and fell in love with it, but the other MLP likers around my community don't I'm sorry you have to live in that kind of community, but I find this quite offensive. Not everyone is stereotypical like this and the part of the cliff, that's just flaring overdoing it. Thinking that you'd let someone else die just because of what they watch, that's stooping to a new low, because someone likes something you dislike, you'll let them fall off a cliff and save someone who likes what you like? That WILL come back and bite you in the butt. Somebody could find this and report that you would gladly let someone die because of a show they watch that you don't like. This could get you in big trouble.

Thomas Vasquez March 16, 2013 at 12:03 AM

I don't know. People who truly need to jump off a cliff are those who write too many run on sentences in their comments...

BurstZX April 15, 2013 at 6:26 AM

So you want an 11 year old to have perfect English?

Jess Bair February 17, 2014 at 7:00 PM

You're eleven? Sheesh, you're way too young to be on a site like this. Go back to the playground where you belong. Also, (Micromeme start) do you kiss your mother with that mouth? (Micromeme end.) Maybe she should wash it out with soap like the good old days.

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:02 AM

Just flare off WTFhaterzz, you should go die in a fire!

Mia Lewis May 29, 2013 at 8:05 AM

Your opinion is just fine. However, I disagree with the cliff thing. My sister likes MLP, but she's just a passing fan.

If my sister and your friend were hanging off a cliff, and you saved your friend and not my sister, I would punch you so hard that you fell off the cliff.

My sister is a five year old. You would really let a five year old fall off a cliff just because she likes MLP? Wow, just wow.

And my sister is not a flaring nutsack!

yesino November 25, 2013 at 11:49 AM

he meant a 20+ year i think...

Jackson Manhire September 9, 2013 at 8:21 PM

I-I'm not the only one?... I'm not the only person who dislikes MLP and the fan base, not because of the show's contents, but because of the way it won't flaring stop being jammed down my throat? Oh, how your views mirror my views on this topic are splendorous! Thank you, Ryan, for letting me know that it's ok to not like the show, and that I can have comfort knowing that this will pass over soon. If I decided to write something like this, it would come out almost exactly like how it is here! Thank you so much!

emeraldcat413 September 25, 2013 at 5:57 PM

I wouldn't say I hate people who like the show, but I really do despise it. It sort of ruined ponies for me. It's for little girls. A cute kids' show. Except 20% more annoying. Boring.

Fine Jeez September 28, 2013 at 6:14 PM

I hate Bronies.

I hate Justin Bieber.

I hate #YOLO.

I hate #SWAG.

I hate One Direction.

yesi noNovember 25, 2013 at 11:49 AM

and i like you

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:03 AM

I hate The Simpsons.

I hate Homer Simpson.

I hate the "Safe Haven" segment in V/H/S/2.

I hate every Mario character but Toad.

I hate SuperMarioLogan.

I hate Pega"crappers." (Pegasisters.)

TeddyJean October 30, 2013 at 1:22 PM

that post had some spelling errors, also for one to be able to hate on my little pony you have to watch every single episode in order and then you have to watch my little pony equestria girls then tell me your opinion

Cassie Mckenzie November 1, 2013 at 11:38 PM

As much as I tried to respect your opinion here, you weren't just expressing your opinion. That you're saying you hate a specific type of people is a mixed bag because some of the stuff you're saying is mirroring racist talk and stuff like that. Calling people rude names and saying they're worthless because they've watched a few episodes of a TV show and liked them is despicable. I'm fifteen, a girl, and I happen to like mlp. No, I do not have a screen name of Rainbow Dash, and I happen to like a lot of other cartoons and anime, and i don't shove any of that down someone's throat. Just because someone watches a TV show doesn't make them any more stupid or idiotic. Expressing your opinion is one thing. Hating on a fandom and morally discriminating them is another.

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:04 AM

Just flare off.

Ann Kristin Bekkevold November 22, 2013 at 3:42 PM

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Ann Kristin Bekkevold November 22, 2013 at 4:01 PM

I'm also an 11...girl... .. and I love my little pony friendship is magic!

Even my mom likes it!

I'm a Brony, I love the series, and that I will always do! completely!

I, do not like adventure time ... not so mutch ... Or any other of the television series, which he wrote up! But I respect those who do!

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:05 AM

Get a life wench, I'd love to see you, other bronies, pegasisters and every character in My Little Pony get skinned alive!

Draco Nidhoggson November 26, 2013 at 5:56 PM

I agree totally with you! Screw Bronies! They are just some pathetic group who think is awesome because they like a cartoon for little girls! Darn!! I rather watch hours and hours of a gorey fest of HTF than that crappy show haha... by the way, I agree with your image at the end of your writing... Regular show is amazing and the theories for it are great!!! A much deeper show than flaring MLP hehe... NICE WAY TO EXPRESS IT!!! *thumbs up*

DJ Nightmare February 2, 2014 at 9:58 PM

1: I like MLP. I don't shove it down everyone's throats and be all like "MLP IS BOSS SUCK MY (censored) YOU HATER". No. I don't do that.

2: My profile pics have nothing to do with MLP.

3: I don't call others that like MLP Bronies. In my opinion, it's a stupid name to call them.

4: I enjoy Adventure Time and Regular Show because they are also good in my opinion, just like I like MLP.

5: I don't judge people on what they like. I'm not that kind of person. If that person likes what they want to like, let them like it. Don't be a faggot and go calling them names just because they like something you don't.

Colin Hess February 22, 2014 at 9:28 PM

Are you serious. IM NOT ALONE!?! I agree with you on everything... Except the cliff thing. Dude that makes you look like the biggest d(censored). But still great thread. I still am annoyed with my best friend for watching it, so I gave him an applejack mcdonalds toy my sister got like 5 years ago. Lol

Lacie Baskerville May 19, 2014 at 8:33 PM

I used to like this show; now the disgusting fanbase has made me sick of it.

Kenny McCormick August 7, 2014 at 8:06 AM

I hate you because you liked the show.

Kolton Buxton September 30, 2014 at 6:19 PM

I used to like it but not anymore

Sean Wilkinson December 8, 2014 at 6:22 PM

I'm a brony, and I don't hate you.

Marcsello August 23, 2015 at 9:13 AM

Where is the like button to this comment? :P

Marcsello August 23, 2015 at 9:16 AM

I just love reading those articles... you really made my day, thanks bro :'D

Ocean Elf: Ugh. That "Bro" stuff. I realize it isn't exclusive to Pewdiepie fanboys, but it is one of that fandom's things. And I'm definitely not a fan of Pewdiepie.

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