This sad sap passive-aggressive guilt-tripping glurge chain really stinks!
It attempts to make me shed a tear for the supposed victim while raving at the person it vilifies, in the same way the I'm Sorry jilted lover girl version does.
As you will see, neither one of these manipulative pieces of crap "I'm sorry" memes work on me as intended.
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not your mom, and you should be sorry for trying to darken the world with this manipulative, blithering chain letter! Maybe you would be if you read how your attempted heart-yank has backfired!
😡Meme: I was born as you say 'worthless' and with a 'attention span of a flea'
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey, jerk! You know what's really worthless? Your effort to make people feel bad with this stupid hoax!
Fleas may not be known for their attention spans, but you know what they are notorious at? Being parasites! Know what parasites do? Thrive off other living things, often by making them very miserable! Guess what? That describes chain originators like you! Why don't you just admit it? You'd be overjoyed if you could see every poor sap who gets taken in by this thing and tearfully reposts it!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I have low self esteem but it is hard not to when ever you have been insulted by your own family since you were 5
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Since you were five - what? You actually kept such careful track that you know your family all just poof suddenly started obsessively insulting you since exactly the age of five just because they must've somehow forgotten all at once how to get and keep some kind of a life? Oh, please!
if you really were this down in the dumps, you wouldn't be writing this out so methodically, trying to paint some really uber sad mental image indelibly into the brains of anyone to read this bilge.
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I don't speak to you, can you blame me when ever you ignore me all the time
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Tsks* If only you had remembered not to try speaking to the internet with this lousy chain letter!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that it is my fault I am socially awkward and shy, but now you think I need a psychiatrist and a doctor. . .even medication
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey brat, since you're such a passive-aggressive, sympathy junky and attention-seeking twit who thinks it's cool to head-game people with soppy chain letters, maybe there is something to the theory that you need some kind of professional help. Who knows what else you have done in the past, and might do in the future just to get people to notice you and stroke your ego?
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I flinch when I hear you raise your voice, or see you raise your hand at me, can you blame me when I fear you?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Kid, cut the sick fantasies! I do not believe you and do not feel sorry for you! I think it is you who does all the yelling and hitting, and then you really play the victim act the way any bully does, and you do it through this chain letter!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
That I can't stand up for my self, but can you blame me when I received no support for you growing up?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What you can be blamed for is your obnoxious whinging chain letter! It's a lousy, cowardly piece of depressing tripe that's no substitute for "standing up for: self, or anything at all.
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
That I was born your daughter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sneer* Actually, chick, it's too bad you were born with the capability and lackheart to originate this chain letter. So you're sorry you were born somebody's daughter, would you rather have been born as a rabbit kitten? Sure, they're cute as all get out, but they're also on the menu for a vast array of predators from weasels to some humans.
Besides, you sound just as bad as that lackwit in the One-eyed Mom chain letter, who was sorry he was born the son of a loving mother, just because she had only one eye. *Scowl*
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
I hide in my room all the time, but can you blame me when I fear your anger?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, you already plunged off that cliff earlier with the raising of the voice and hitting bit. *Rolling eyes*
And the real reason you hide away isn't because of fear, it's because you're always scheming up ways to make people sad and yourself happy with chain letters!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
That you have to deal with father and I.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: what the heck? I thought you said everybody was against you? Now it comes out that both you and your dad are a big problem for her - wow, you really can't keep your crap straight.
I'll bet you're actually the kind of brat who just loves to instigate all kinds of family fights, and your family seems to be more than a bit unhinged at the best of times anyway, and boy, have you worked that to your advantage!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
That you're so stressed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! Watch it with that growing nose of yours, will ya!?
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I cry when you're gone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: what the - heck? You hide. You refuse to speak to her, you act like a cowering dog about to be whipped when she's around, and yet you cry when she's gone? There's just no pleasing you, is there?
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
I hide this from you,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! Hardly! You don't go hiding something by turning it into a chain letter!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I want to be with father more then you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeeeeeeeeouch! Wow! Chick, you really know how to devastate a person with words, you hateful, poisonous little - AAAAAAGH!
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
that I want to be with my friends so much.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What friends? You hide and slink around, plotting to make the world a much unhappier place. What care you for friends? What good is hanging out with friends when you can get a big chunk of the internet under your control via this chain letter?
😡Meme: I am sorry Mom,
That I blame my self for your anger
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know what, you should blame yourself for this chain letter, and if I was your mom, I would be not only angry, but very disappointed and hurt, and embarrassed that my daughter turned out to be such a conniving bullying hoaxer..
😡Meme: I am so sorry Mom. . .
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, botheration! Chick, cut the melodramatics already!
😡Meme: that I am me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cough* I'm sorry you are you too, as in, it would be nice if you had a real heart and a sense of honesty and - oh, skip it, just shut it already!
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