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Hetalia Otaku Chain Letter Tries To Take Over Christmas

fandom whackadooery and chain letters, too kinds of stupid that go so well together!

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💩Meme: On December 25th,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Christmas Day.

💩Meme: at midnight,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I will be snuggled up, thanking God for all the wonderful Christmas blessings with family around etc. it'll be a very lovely time.

💩Meme: everyone should go outside and sing the song "Marukaite Chikyuu",

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Eyes widen in disbelief* WHAT!? You want to interrupt a wonderful holiday like Christmas with some stupid anime song? Bleck! I've never heard of it and am not going outside in the dead of winter, in my housecoat to sing some idiotic anime song that has nothing to do with Christmas.

If this is your thing, go ahead and include it in your Saturnalia celebrations, but count me out.

💩Meme: SO THE YOU COULD HEAR THE WHOLE WORLD SINGING IT AND WOULD MAKE HISTORY!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't kid yourself, schmuck! Nobody knows or cares about your junk song. You're also forgetting about the different time zones. When it's midnight here, it may not be where you are.

💩Meme: It would be epic,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The only thing that's 'epic' about your crummy idea is that it's an epic fail! I'm not helping you spoil Christmas with this gibberish song.

💩Meme: and if you want this to happen,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't.

💩Meme: please post this to happen,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What did I tell ya? Otaku and chain letters!

💩Meme: please post this to your journal and/or this on hetalia fan/plz accounts and let everyone know about this!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hetalia is lame to begin with, and you otaku are annoying enough year round without trying to ruin Christmas as well. Get lost!

💩Meme: ONLY SING THE VERSION OF THE COUNTRY YOU'RE FROM!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Even if there was a Canadian version of this crap, I wouldn't do it. I'm no anime fan to begin with, so definitely not an otaku. Only otaku would do something this stupid on Christmas.

💩Meme: But they're all in Japanese.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So there isn't a version for my country. Duh. Look, I've got enough music to practice and review for my work as it is, and my own ideas of what constitutes music worth learning/playing. This means I have neither the desire nor the time to help you with your ridiculous venture.

💩Meme: SO PLEASE LEARN THE SONG AND SING IT ON DECEMBER 25TH! Thanks.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, and you're not welcome.

*Slams out*

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