This shallow and bogus chain was posted in part by a troll on Yahoo Answers. All of the troll's questions have since been deleted. I'm assuming she didn't like getting called an idiot with proof to back it up every time she posted a stupid chain letter.
👧Meme1: 14 Pretty Ladies
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*
👧Meme1: Important Information
🤦🏽♀️BP: Don't make me laugh!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! Neither important or information, I'm sure.
👧Meme1: You are one of my 14 favorite Girls.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, right, you're creepy!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, do you have 14 favorite boys to? Creepy...
👧Meme1: If I don't get this back. I'm obviously not a good friend *sniffle*
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, please! You'll not guilt-trip me, pal!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah! If this is how you measure friendship, you're nobody's good friend! However many stupid forwards you get doesn't make you a good friend. And no, I won't send it anywhere or back to you, whoever you are.
👧Meme1: Now,
👧🧟♀️Memes1&3: I have a game for you.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Sure, sure, call it a game, call it whatever! It's still a forward!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, call it a "game" and dupe people into sending this silly piece of junk that way, it's too bad there really are people who are so easily snared. Well, I'm not one of them, it's not a 'game' you've got going, it's a chain letter, and I'm not playing by your rules. I'm mangling it.
👧Meme1: This game has been played since 1977.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Newsflash, there wasn't an internet back then!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ahahahahahaha! Right, they played an internet game with no internet? Yeah, you're just full of brilliance, aren't ya?
👧Memes1&🧟♀️3: Once you read this, you must
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You are in no position to tell me what I "must" do!
👧Meme1: copy and
👧🧟♀️Memes1&3: send it to
👧Meme1: 14
🧟♀️Meme3: 10
👧🧟♀️Memes1&3: of your
👧Meme1: favorite chicas
🧟♀️Meme3: faveorite girls =)
👧Meme1: within five days.
🤦🏽♀️BP: *grimace* Aaaggh! NEVER call me chica! NEVER!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Chica? Really? well, chica, you can forget that. I don't pick favourites among a certain gender, don't refer to them as 'chicas' don't appreciate you referring to me as one so don't even think of it. I'm not spamming 14 or any number of girls with this dreck. Not within 5 days, hours, minutes, not ever.
🧟♀️Meme3: Youur next 5 days will be like this:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As of this particular edit, my next 5 days will be rather exciting provided all goes well and stays that way. And believe you me, your chain letter has absolutely no say or power in influencing what will happen. What
🧟♀️Meme3: Day 1: You will wake up to find the biggest shock of your life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Do you have any idea how many stupid chain letters parrot out this ridiculous lie?
I haven't been shocked yet, not a single time by any of these chains except by the boundless stupidity that keeps them replicating.
🧟♀️Meme3: Day 2: You will cross paths with and old friend you have missed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not likely. No chain letter has ever managed this either. Think of it. You would have to bore into my mind to figure out who if anyone I might be missing, then you'd have to somehow transport/teleport me or them so that were within the vicinity and would manage to meet up. And you just can't do that.
🧟♀️Meme3: Day 3: You will come to find yourself with A LOT of money.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A little more, maybe, it all depends on whether or not I can get what I'm asking for when trying to sell a couple things. again, not dependentt on sending this stupid "favourite chica girls" thing around.
🧟♀️Meme3: Day 4: Your day will be perfect.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A lot of days are perfect, especially when there is a bonus of reading some good meme-mangles.
🧟♀️Meme3: Day 5: The love of your life will fall head over heels in love with you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I neither have nor want your assembly-line "love of your life". I don't want some random dude suddenly falling for me. And I'm ever so glad your stupid chain can't make that happen.
👧Meme1: On the 5th day the male of your choice will either ask you out, or say I love you.
🤦🏽♀️BP: What, so this thing has some magic guy powers, but has a time limit? Most of these things promise fairly quick results, so this chain is a bit slow.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wha? you know, there are some girls who are not looking for a crush and desperate to get a date or even a steady boyfriend. Anyway, 5 days of waiting after sending to 10 or 14 'favourite chic girls'? And ahat's with this 'your choice' of males? Now it's not just some creepy random dude, it's a whole dang squadron of them? No thanks!
Compared with some of the other chains that tell you you'll get kissed on the nearest Friday or your crush will call you on the phone, this chain is apparently slow-acting. Like those commercials for yogurt that promise your tummy troubles will be over after eating yogurt daily for two solid weeks. So, is this chain going to keep some guy you like from taking you out or saying "I love you" to you for the next five days? How, exactly, is it going to do this?
🧟♀️Meme3: Just wanted to let you know your one of my top favorite girls. ❤
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Ticked off dirty look* Cut the whole top 10 stuff! I'm not on the net to win any popularity contests, I don't care if I'm in anybody's lame top ten list or not, and you don't know me, so just go fly a kite!
👧Meme1: Please send this to your 14 favorite girls.
🤦🏽♀️BP: H'm! Lemme guess, I'm supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy because I'm one of your favorites. Well, it isn't working.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't have favourite girls, don't keep count of the numbers of friends I have, and won't send it to any of them.
👧Meme1: It has worked for years :]
🤦🏽♀️BP: Didn't you just hear me? I said it isn't working!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull! Oh, wait, you meant it has worked on gullible people, getting them to send it around in the hopes of whatever. It doesn't work to actually deliver what it promises, only works to fool people, right.
👧Meme1: share the love!
🤦🏽♀️BP: There is no love here!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What sort of demand is that? There's no love here.
👧Meme1: THIS IS A TOAST......
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ack! No, it's not a toast, it's a shout. Ouch! And you need a drink to toast with. Just try conjuring up a real glass of some real drinkable liquid for me. Until you succeed, I'll continue to see this chain as a pile of bollox.
🤦🏽♀️BP: How does one toast with nothing to drink, huh? Riddle me that!
👧Meme1: TO US....
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you mean you and your 14 chicas, don't include me.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, how about not. Go drink non-existent beverages with your 'chicas'.
👧Meme1: FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, hardly! No man "has" me. Got it?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, hello? No one HAS someone else. That implies ownership, and owning someone is a big fat BAD THING. Got it?
👧Meme1: THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,
🤦🏽♀️BP: *sigh* Need I repeat myself?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No man "had" me, either. I do my best not to give such losers the time of day.
👧Meme1: AND THE LUCKY BOYS WHO WILL MEET US!
🤦🏽♀️BP: *disparaging snort* Ah, so you went from men to boys, huh? Well, perhaps the boys personalities will match yours...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Conceited much? And how did you get from toasting men to boys? And if some man "has" you, why are you hoping to meet a "lucky boy" ? You see where this just doesn't mesh, right?
👧Meme1: SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
🤦🏽♀️BP: I'm SO sick of this beauty contest crap! What is it with people and appearances!? Blast it all, they don't matter!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And what if the person who sent it wasn't a pretty lady? How much you want to bet this chain letter was probably even made up by some ugly guy pretending to be a "pretty lady" ?
No, I'm not sending it anywhere, it is not for me to judge which of my friends are "pretty lady" enough for you anyway. Get over the appearance thing and stop trying to encourage women to build their self-worth on so-called beauty and whether or not they're with some guy.
👩Meme2:: S-M-A-C-K * You've been hit . Did it hurt ?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Only in the annoyance preceptor in my brain! ARGH!
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: You have been hit..
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh great, with what this time? And here's a hit back. A hit of the unfriendly kind. *WALLOP!*
🤦🏽♀️BP: And here's a hit back, you oxygen-wasting moron! *smack*
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: You have been considered one of the
👧Meme1: 14
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: prettiest girls
👩Meme2:: ever xx.
👧Meme1: on my friends list.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, shut it! You're full of crap, and I'm not buyin' a word you say.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowls* Oh, please! First of all, I don't care about pretty. I don't care about ugly. So if you thought this shallow and fake flattery would make me all happy and excited like the stereotypical girls in gender-related chain letters, you got another thing coming! Besides, if you don't know me, you have no idea if I am pretty or not - appearancewise or in the true sense of the word. And I'm not feeling pretty toward you!
👩Meme2:: Thats right sucker .
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again, jerk. First, you assumed I would jump for joy at your phoney flattery. Then you assumed I'd be a sucker for your stupid chain - well, think again.
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: Once
👧Meme1: you have
👩Meme2:: you've
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: been hit, you have to hit
👧Meme1: 14
👩Meme2:: 15
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: pretty girls.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No I don't, and you really need to stop with the shallowness. Oh, but that's asking too much of this chain and whoever started it…
🤦🏽♀️BP: What, so if you know 14 pretty girls who have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, that's fine, because they're pretty!? Gah, just get outta my face! You disgust me!
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: If you get hit again
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Translation: If I get spammed back for spamming these 15 people, that would mean someone else I spammed was just as big a shallow idiot. No thanks.
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: you
👩Meme2:: will
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: know
👩Meme2:: that
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: you are really pretty .
🤦🏽♀️BP: I don't give a crap if the world thinks I'm pretty or not! What does their opinion matter anyway!?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, stupid or what!? Who believes this crazy codswallop? Better question, who in the world comes up with it in the first place!? I dunno, the mental image of 14 or 15 squared, then cubed airheads all wanting to be pretty chica ladies/girls, sending 14*14*14*14*14*14*14*14*14 and 15*15*15*15*15*15*15*15*15*15 etc and on, copies of this dreadful viral back and forth to one another, getting more and more excited because they think every copy they get, literally makes them prettier, well, that's scary!
And don't use that backhanded coercive tactic. You have indirectly just obligated anyone who gets this from some sucker to send it back to the sucker so they'll think they are pretty. It's the same stupid con as the friendship chain spam that says "If you get this back 12 times, you have 12 true friends." Hogwash! All it really means is people have been duped and felt obligated into recycling and replicating fake ego-strokes they didn't even write, in the form of chain letter spam, to their friends! Nothing doing!
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: If you break the chain, you'll have ugliness for 10 years.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, sure, like you're going to turn me into a toad or something? Hah!
Yeah right, and just how is this stupid little piece of text going to abracadabra make me ugly and switch off the enchantment in ten years time? What a pile of nonsense! Chain letters are not magic, and they are not alive. They are made up by fools with too much time on their hands. So no, you will never get cursed with ugliness for being smart and refusing to spread this hitting-pretty chain letter.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Right, like I would care even if you could! Apparently, you don't get it, but I DON'T CARE ABOUT APPEARENCES! Unlike you, I'm not a shallow brat who only cares about appearences! You probably ditch friends as soon as someone better looking comes along, don't ya? *scowl* I thoroughly hate you!
👩Meme2:: I can't risk it
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You just did, and no, I don't think you're pretty. There, was spreading the chain worth it for you?
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: So hit
👧Meme1:14
👩Meme2:: 15
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: pretty girls on your friends list
👧Meme1: and
👩Meme2:: to
👧👩🧟♀️Memes: let them know they are pretty..''
🤦🏽♀️BP: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! *Scowl* For the love-just get out of here! You better get the frack outta my sight, or I'll give ya a smackin' to remember!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, chica, or dude, whatever you are, pretty is nothing. It is unimportant when you're talking about people. If you want to admire a piece of jewelry or music as pretty, that's perfectly acceptable. If you want to compliment (not flatter) someone on a pretty outfit they have on, that's fine too. But sending around chain letters with bogus claims and fake "You're the prettiest girl!" is not. Get a life.
It is not important to be "the prettiest girl" or have people tell you you are pretty, and contrary to what chain letters and shallow-minded ">otaku and twi-tard fangirls keep touting, being female certainly doesn't make you shallow. They just represent the worst of their gender as the pro-male chain letters and sex-obsessed males represent the worst of theirs.
I've got better things to do for my friends, and if I was into complimenting people on their looks as being pretty, I'd come right out and say as much - not "hit" them with a chain letter toast game that comes with an ugly curse threat and a load ofother malarkey.
This ugly chain gets a thumbs down!
Over and out!
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