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🤥Mary's Meme: Hello my name is Mary,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wow. There are almost as many Mary's in memes as Jenny's.
There's Mary the Youtube spammer, Chelsey Warner Lauren meme, the one obsessed over being pretty, and of course Bloody Mary, and you.
🤥Mary: I was beaten and raped everyday by my mom and dad.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* No you weren't, you rotten little liar! And I am Ocean, your boiling mad mangler!
🤥Mary: I'm 14 years old.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't care how old you say you are, nothing gets you off the hook for this tasteless meme!
🤥Mary: One night I pulled a knife on them, hoping they would stop. Didn't work, it only made then madder.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you're 14, you obviously aren't doing well in school either. There's no such word as 'madder' and if they were supposedly abusing you every night, why in the heck did you stay with them?
🤥Mary: My mom took it out of my hand, and put it to my neck as my dad raped me.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Menacing scowl* You are seriously making me mad! Shut up before I toss a whole contingent of cyber nasties at you! You are making me sick!
🤥Mary: That night I was sleeping in the basment as a punishment and I heard the door,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I often sleep in the 'basement' not the 'basment' and it's far from punishment. It's my choice. So take that, you sick twist!
🤥Mary: I looked up, it was my dad with a butcher knife, I screamed "PlEASE DONT DO THIS!!! I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY!!"
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Something is going to get pummelled!
🤥Mary: his response was "how dare you yell in my house. I hate you! I'll see you in hell."
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There, you sick cuss, how's *that* for a yell? Yeah, bet you'd love it down there in hell, and I hate you too!
🤥Mary: and with that, he chopped me up, little by little. I felt everything.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You are disgusting! Anyway, you would've eventually died if that had happened. But - it didn't. If it had, you would be dead and unable to write it down, and the story would've been all over the news.
This is just a really, REALLY SICK story you made up to scare little kids.
You know what?
You infuriated me!
🤥Mary: That night my mom and dad got a little visit from they're sweet little Mary.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sweet? I don't think so!
🤥Mary: I skinned them both and hung them.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, please, how unoriginal you are. Copycatting the equally fictitious killers from the Sleepover Club and SmithMoore Sisters Murdered Anonymously hoaxes.
Since you couldn't manage to do that while alive, you for sure wouldn't manage it when dead.
🤥Mary: If you don't send this to 7 people,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I won't annoy 7 people by being a uber idiot.
🤥Mary: I promise you, you will be seeing me in the night by your bed. :)
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, since you want to get trounced again, knock yourself out. I'll just keep putting you right back into the world of nightmares you stepped into with me. Since I'm not sure if you are Bloody Mary or just Mary, I'll give you the same treatment. Enjoy your not-so-gleeful fate.
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