I'm not going to bother trying to get the images they go on about, and that should save everyone a lot of eye-ache. But I'll let MTJ's drivel stand, and speak for itself. The only edits I've made to the text is to replace their repeated blaspheming of "God" with an utterance of their own made-up deity, the Hamgod. It was already a big stretch not censoring out that horrible f-bomb expression in their updates section, because that was they said, that was how they spelled it. Those updates were later wiped from their site along with the rants which they embarrassed themselves with. But this is the internet, and just because you delete it doesn't mean it's gone for good.
Having said that, blaspheming is tolerated nowhere on my site, even when reposting from other sites. So when you see "Hamgod" on this page, you know they originally used God's name in vain. Painful as it was to do, I left everything else as it was written.
Off-color language/ideas in MJT gallery comments. One example is their idea that a bunny should be loved the hentai way. 🤢 🤮 Hentai is anime porn.
I shall return at the end of all this sludge.
🦍MTJ: Our Favorite and Most Frightening Anime Pics
The Monkey Gallery
Here we have Bakuretsu Hunters.....uhm....yes. AND GUNDAM GUNDAM GUNDAM GUNDAM GUNDAM!!!!!!And don't run away screaming because of the Noin picture...
Treize.....and tea.
THE CREATURE!!!!*makes the sign of the cross* NOOO!!!
The Real Quatre Winner....
Okay, I admit Olba's not from Wing (he's from Gundam X) but he's just so damned sexy!
It's Flashdance-Trowa and Freaky-Eyes-Relena! RUNNNN!!!!
The Doro-thy
Tira Misu
For the love of the Hamgod, Dota, WEAR A BRA!!!!!
Beauty and the Beast
They look just like Danger Kitty.....
Chocolate Misu
Wufei looking cute holding a pussy.....cat.
Notice how Heero wants to shoot Relena?
She's big....and she's a momma.....I suppose that's why her name is Big Momma.
The Gundam Pilots are embarrassed/frightened of Shinigami...
*Senna melts*
Gundam Cowboys....oh, dear Hamgod.....
Am I the only one who thinks that the snowman is evil?
Wufei supervises the penguin-apron-swathed-Trowa in cutting the pretty potatoes.
Heero as a...stripper cop? Yes, I can see that was a painful mistake
Everyone needs a bunny to love...it's probably best if you love this in the *ahem* NON-hentai way...
Lancelot and Guinevere
This is why the Blonde-Adonis never lets ANYONE touch his hair.
Ooh... Wufei... you girly man you...
Ooh you sexy thang you...
We don't know what Duo's on...but we want it...
Chibi Hilde
HOW can you not love Quatre when he's insane???
Damn... I can't escape those clowns can I?
OH MY Hamgod!!! {sign of cross} ITS THE CREATURE!!!
To go to the next gallery page, click on the evil snowman. To get to page 3 of the
galleries, click on Milliardo's crotch.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Typically obscene.
🦍MTJ: We ran out of room on the other page.
These are pictures stolen from all sorts of different places online (one has been carefully edited.)
The Monkey Boys
They would be our mascots...but Bunny (Milliardo) has already {cough} volunteered to fill that role.
Milliardo Peacecraft (without a certain someone...hehehe...)
This took me a while to do, because I had to cut out The Creature {sign of cross} manually and then redraw his hand. Not fun...
Wonder what she's thinking...
This picture is just amusing...hehehe...
Senna comes into the room and notices Lady staring at her glasses.
Senna: Not this again.
Lady: Am I OZ's Lady Une?
Senna: *snickers*
Lady:Or do I serve...under Mr.Treize?*perverted expression* Under! *falls off chair*
Errrr....Duo???
He may be on the same thing that Lady Une was taking...hmm...not good...
Awww....he's so cute!
Isn't Treize adorable as a chibi??? {Runs after screaming ChibiTreize}
DeathScythe HELL
YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Epyon...is...a...BIG BIRTHDAY BOY!!!
No, not really...{snicker}...that was an inside joke. But it is a wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, heavenly, Hamgodly, otherwordly, beyond words masterpiece that...wow...So we like Epyon, Senna likes the pilot, I like the man who made it...hehehe...it was modeled after us, dontcha know. Don't forget the mechanical hampsters! *notices the people staring at her* What?
To get to the next gallery page, click on Milliardo's ass.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Still more cringe to go. The so-called "endless" gallery drivel coming up.
🦍MTJ: The title is odd, since compared to other sites, we have a very small image gallery. We do have some interesting piccies though...
GET AWAY FROM MILLIARDO YOU FREAKING BITCH!!!
Am I the only one who thinks she's trying to eat/molest Milliardo???
The Dor-Othy: NOOOO!!! {throws herself at Milliardo}
Senna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Milliardo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! {tosses her aside}
The Dor-Othy: {pouts}
Milliardo: Restrain Ms. Dorothy...she's a traitor...
Senna: YES! YES! YESSSS!!! I mean, very good sir...
Anyways...unlike most sites, we don't care if you steal pictures from us. In fact, we'd be flattered. Just once in a while try to tell people about us, its ever so lonely here {sniffles}. So take any picture, but remember, you cannot take Milliardo or Treize. They belong to us and occasionally, each other ^_~
This is for all you Relena-worshippers...
(most especially Relena herself)
Who in here gets a nosebleed thinking about Treize and Milliardo as vampires???
{shyly waves little flag over head}
NICE Angle...
Lady: {swoon}
Heero as a Fallen Angel
I just think this is a cool picture.
WuFei *is* JusticeMan
Lady: {snickers} {falls over laughing}
Heero's the Ugly Girl with Duo
This picture just cracks me up, its so hilarious!
Episode 11 screen shot
This picture is just so funny!!! I mean, I [Lady] like it because its a 13x11 pic but the episode cracked me up so much I was crying.
One the best pictures of Treize in existence
Holy SHIT!!! He's so damn sexy!!!
Heero's Ass
Wow...that's a nice butt shot Heero...really...oi, isn't that the funny scene where he gave Milliardo's face the finger? That was so amusing!!!
O.o;;;
Quatre, you got some explaining to do...
The Epyon
Ooh...just *love* that whip...
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME NICHOL!!!!!!!
He's trying to propose to me again. You know, there are some people who are scary, then there are some people who are just downright *disturbing*... like Nichol for instance. Oi, I'll never forget the time he ran around Barge wearing nothing but a chicken suit. Yup. That just about did it. I swear, *one* nervous breakdown in one day is bad enough, but two? That's not healthy...
Doesn't this make you horny?
But...one *must* wonder what Treize is doing with those tapestries...uhm...
To go back to the 1st gallery page, click on the sexy guy in the bathtub. To go to the 2nd gallery page, click on the chicken man (this takes effort) to see my foot, click in the Dor-Othy's mouth.
More Freaky Pictures Brought To You By The Monkey Gallery
Our gallery of crazy, weird, and disturbing pictures.
Not for pregnant women, those with heart conditions, or people that suck on pickles and pretend that they're *ahem* something else.
Heero is a suicidal cross dresser.
That, actually, in itself, should not be a big shocker.
Err...Wufei is...an egg...
Words fail me.
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sorry, it just scared me. Little Pink Heero Hood...*shudders in disgust*
Hydrience, you are the Devil.
Apparently, Duo thought it would be agood idea to dye the famous, lovely Maxwell hair BLONDE. Hey, he's trying to grab his crotch...bad Duo!
Trowa is the Pickle Godzilla.
This is what I thought when I say this picture: Oh look, Wufei is standing on Trowa's giant pickle! GAH! NO! Okay, on the head of Trowa's giant pickle is a Wufei...NO! Okay...Trowa has a giant pickle...GAH!!!
Tee-hee!
He's angry about his receding hair line. Beware the acid, cute little Chinese boy. I've always wondered *why* he's the silent warrior.
What IS that?
Click on Duo's face to return to the index.
I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS!!!!!!
Down the path to terminal stupidity is more like it. No wonder nobody paid them much attention.
Awful as this drivel is, it shows how hormonal fandoms can get.
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