Get ready to be underwhelmed.
🦍MTJ: Escape the Monkey
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, actually it's the monkey who should try to escape the ocean. 🌊 Good luck... Well, not really. I was being too nice with that good luck wish, even if it was sarcastic.
🦍MTJ: Linkage
So you're trying to leave, eh?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I come and go as I please. Those jaunty little underlings cannot stop me.
🦍MTJ: I don't know if that's such a good idea...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So they're suckers for punishment. Pathetic.
🦍MTJ: Okay, we'll let you go...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As if they could keep me there... Right...
🦍MTJ: but these are some of the places you should see...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which, besides being utter crap, is why the names are listed, but the links are not there. People who try telling me what I "should" or "must" do only get my compliance if they first earn my respect.
That leaves these morons nowhere.
🦍MTJ: Random
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because randomness is so common with otaku and other fan-brats that it's no longer random.
🦍MTJ: The Spark THE SPARK!!!THE SPARK!!!WE LOVE THE SPARK!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How nice. zzzzz...
That site is just a bunch of SJW plus other mediocrity and a few web toys.
One web toy got my attention and I tried it out. It's called The Burn Maker. I took the f-bomb out of the description.
TheSpark.com: Too flaring polite? The Burn Maker takes your words and cuts away the fat of propriety, leaving only the gleaming meat of hate behind.
Enter text (works great for emails) into the box at the top, click the "Oh Yeah?" button, and out comes your burnified text in the box below. Try it now.
Enter your original text here.
For best results, try personal e-mail, business memos, love letters, artistic prose, and things like that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Curious me just had to try it. So here's what I entered:
"I hate your site. It is boring, stupid, and it's clear you want attention too much.
Try getting out more often, and stay out of other people's business online. Your trolling is not welcome and useless. You're a waste of oxygen. Go away."
And what did I get back?
Zilch!
Lol, I guess that was already fire enough for them.
Now on to the rest of MJT's crappy links list, which are there in title, not in form. Hah! I'll shut up for a while and let Lady Monkey Une Senna Whatever prattle her/their way through this list of stupid linkage.
🦍MTJ:
Anime Web Turnpike Good anime search engine
AnimeArt Lots of screen shots, fanart and scans from different anime shows.
The Mojo-Jojo Shrine YAAAAYYY!!!!!!!! MOJO-JOJO!!!!!!
Gundam Wing
The Shinigami Project Wonderful yaoi site with bios, pics, mecha stats, fan-fics, everything!
Aishiteru Huge fan-fic site dedicated to Non-yaoi couples.
DuoxHilde ADDICTION Duo and Hilde extremist site, choc full of lemons. A few yuri fics. Must see for fans of that couple.
Subtle Hints Cute 3x4 shrine
Affinity for Roses: A 13x1 shrine LADY AND TREIZE!!! YAAAAYY!!!!!! Sorry, they're my fav. couple!!! Anyways...its a really cute site, don't miss it!
Whizbang's Nasty Goblin Beautiful, yet scary, site with lots of funny, hard to find Doujinshi. Dedicated to 13x6. YAY!!! Unfortunately, likes 6x9. WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT'S INTERSPECIES DATING?!?!
Wufei Shrine Lovely Wufei shrine, with lots of yaoi (especially 13x6x5...in several combo's). The paper doll section is breathtakingly priceless...its fun seeing Wu-chan dressed up as an onna!!! Disturbing entrance piccie.
All That Glitters 13x1 shrine with a sec. for Mariemeia. This was the first 13x1 shrine we found. They happen to be very rare online, which sucks as they're one of the best couple in Gundam Wing, yaoi or het.
Yama Nashi, Ochi Nashi, Imi Nashi: Darkflame's Fanfic Archive This site has an extensive listing of yaoi and some yuri fanfics, many of them lemons. ^_~. We suggest you read "Her Fallen Count" by Bonnejeanne and Vonceia, which is one of Lady's personal fav. 13x6 lemons. hehehe.
Cheese it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, MTJ, or at least the Senna part of that troll contingent is way into the cheese. *Sneer*
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