Ostriopliosis Is A Fictitious Illness
Another lot of sick hoax kids are the ostriopliosis bunch, yep, they got a fake disease… These fine lying lads are Timothy Flyte and the two David Darrens, Bucklew and Hendrix
Mangling time.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: Hello, my name is
🤸♂️Timothy Flyte Dec. 1997: Timothy Flyte.
⛹️David "Darren" Bucklew Apr.. 1998: David "Darren" Bucklew.
🤾♂️David "Darren" Hendrix Oct. 1998: David "Darren" Hendrix.
⛹️🤾♂️David "Darren"s: I live in Pittsburgh, PA where I attend Bethel Park High School and participate in many sports.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I guess Timmy's too much of a nerd to fit in with the David Darrens because those high school details weren't there in his original meme.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: I have severe ostriopliosis of the liver. (My liver is extremely inflamed).
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There's no such disease or condition as ostriopliosis.
Inflamation of the liver is hepatitis, and the word 'ostrio' sounds much closer though not quite like a bone condition - Osteoporosis which, as far as I've heard, doesn't effect high school age boys, but older women.
A google search on the prefix 'ostrio' got me the query "Do you mean osteo?" and I found nothing disease-related in connection with your fabricated 'ostrio' apart from sites debunking your hoax.
So how is it, David Darren Bucklew Hendrix, that you play many sports and regularly attend high school with an extremely inflamed liver? From what you said, your case of hepatitis is severe, and the doctors should be able to determine the cause.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: Modern Science has yet to find a cure.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, you lot of poor, sad, hard luck kids, it's sure hard to find a cure for an imaginary disease.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: Valley Childrens hospital has agreed to donate 7 cents to the National Diesese Society for every name on this letter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There is no Valley Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh, and neither the one in Fresno California or any other donates anything per name on any list. They receive money so they can treat people.
There is no National Diesese Society, (whatever the heck Diesese is supposed to mean,) and there is no National Disease society either.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: Please send it around as much as you can.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: Thank you,
🤸♂️Tim
⛹️🤾♂️Darren
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're not welcome.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: PS: For those of you who dont take 5 minutes to do this, what goes around comes around.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh I see Amy Bruce taught you well.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: You can help sick people,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, not really, since I'm not a doctor or nurse, neither am I a money tree.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: and it costs you nothing,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're wrong there. Medical expenses and medications cost. Donating to charity also costs. Sending useless and bogus chain letters don't cost money, but they do cost reputations and credibility, which is why I'm not sending yours around.
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: yet you are too lazy to do it?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *sternly* Look here, young man, it took much more effort pummelling your stupid hoax to pieces than it would spreading it, so don't give me this "You're too lazy" guilt-tripping garbage in an attempt to coerce me into spamming your absurd pack of lies!
🤸♂️⛹️🤾♂️Memes: You will get what you deserve.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, um, Timmy and the Davies, this is not working on me, but I hope to give you a little of what you deserve in this meme-mangling, and help others get out from under your coercion.. When it really comes down to it, I won't be the one dishing out "what you deserve" to the sick hoaxer who started this chain in the first place other than what's said here. Don't wish bad karma on anyone who doesn't pass on your hoax unless you're prepared to eventually get it in spades.
I can do as I see fit to these imaginary characters and their ridiculous sounding fictitious disease. Oh, and Timothy Flyte is even a name of some famous fictional character. Way to go, Troll, did you think nobody would catch on or find out?
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