🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you see a mutation of the chain letter that says a 3/5/7-yearold girl/boy was taken from some location by a man in a newer silver truck, 06 Mitsubishi Eclipse, 96 BMW, or grey/gray car with license plates 72b381, 98B351, Quebec 72B 381, or Q72B381, don't forward/repost/send it on. You will not save any child, the story is a huge mutating hoax!
Before the mondo-mangling, I'd like to point out that sometimes these hoaxes incorporate pictures or names of real people in a bid for credibility, but it doesn't make them true. It only makes the lies bigger.
There was once a real Amber Alert on RYLEE ALEXANN FOLAN, but it was lifted a day later when she was found, unharmed. She was ten months old at the time, not three years, and she was of course, never taken by that man in the fake 2006 mitsubishi Eclipse with the fictitious license plate 98B351 from Nowheresville.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, sheesh! Well, I'm adding my two cents to this annoying and extremely garbled dreck.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes. I won't emoji us and the various mutations of the meme this time, because there are 30 + versions of it! So it'll just be our names and the meme mutation numbers denoting who is saying what.
🆔🔢Meme1: FWD: FWD: FW:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yay…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Woot-freakin'-woot. Why do I have a feeling I know exactly where this is going?
🆔🔢Meme1: AMBER ALERT
🆔🔢Meme2: AMBER ALERT.
🆔🔢Meme3: AMBER ALERT!!
🆔🔢Meme5: RT **AMBER ALERT**
🆔🔢Meme9: Amber Alert:
🆔🔢Meme10: AMBER ALERT!
🆔🔢Meme15: AMBER ALERT!!!
🆔🔢Meme20: AMBER ALERT********STOP PLAYING FOR A MINUTE-COPY AND REPOST!
🆔🔢Meme23: AMBER ALERT!!!!!!!!
🆔🔢Meme31: AMBER ALERT********
🆔🔢Meme34: AMBER ALERT***STOP PLAYING FOR A MINUTE AND RE-POST!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Real Amber alerts do not come in chain letters, and you're the one playing, not me.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeesh, okay, I get it! You REALLY want me to think this is an Amber Alert. Well...hate to break it to ya...but they don't make Amber Alert forwards. Dang. *Sarcasm: warp 50*
🆔🔢Meme2: Retweet:
🆔🔢Meme12: RT
🆔🔢Meme20: CONFIRMED @ 10:23 A.M. (PLEASE RE-POST IMMEDIATELY)
🆔🔢Meme32: STOP PLAYING FOR A MINUTE - COPY AND RE-POST!
🆔🔢Meme39: REPOST ASAP
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And see how many people you can get spamming the net with this crud as quickly as possible, nothing doing.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oooh, no-no-no-no. No Twitter. No e-mail. All you're getting from me is a big ole mangling. And possibly a glare.
🆔🔢Meme4: TULSA
🆔🔢Meme8: for portland oregon
🆔🔢Meme16: In Yuba
🆔🔢Meme22: In Edmonton ALBERTA
🆔🔢Meme23: In Edmonton, Ky
🆔🔢Meme35: Edmonton, Kentucky USA
🆔🔢Meme37: !!!!!!! Miami
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: My - word - but this chain freak sure gets around!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Well, well, someone's certainly building up the frequent flyer miles! Saving up for a vacation?
🆔🔢Meme1: A 7
🆔🔢Meme2: seven
🆔🔢Meme4: - 7
🆔🔢Meme5: 3
🆔🔢Meme26: 5
🆔🔢Meme1: yr
🆔🔢Meme2: year
🆔🔢Meme3:7yr
🆔🔢Meme17: years
🆔🔢Memes: old
🆔🔢Meme12: yro
🆔🔢Memes1/12: girl
🆔🔢Memes13/19: boy
🆔🔢Meme20: inserted the name of a real person
🆔🔢Meme21: 3 YR OLD BOY
🆔🔢Meme22/25: - A little girl
🆔🔢Meme26/32&34: A little Boy
🆔🔢Meme33: ~ Tammy Lynn Lawrence Nawrath Edmonton, Kentucky USA
🆔🔢Meme33&35/40: A little girl, 3 yrs old
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: right, the little 7-year-old who turns into a 3-year-old, then 5, back to 3, first a girl, then a boy, then a girl, then a boy, and finally a girl named Tammy Lynn Lawrence, got it.
So, if Tammy was 7 back in 2009, she can't be 3 three years later in June 2012 when the 39th mutation of this chain was going around, or in June 2013 when the mutation list hit 40.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Holy cow, was this chain shot with gamma rays or something? I don't think I've ever seen so many mutations all wrapped up in one obnoxious package before...
🆔🔢Meme28: from stockton
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The one in California, right? Since there's more than one Stockton and our little tammy has been to at least two different Stocktons according to various mutations of this stupid hoax.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Sure gets around, doesn't she?
🆔🔢Memes: was
🆔🔢Memes1/21, 27, 30etc.: taken
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: picked up
🆔🔢Meme28: kidnapped
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Taken with some poor schmuck she conned into taking her on the longest joyride in human history, and from her, he picked up a serious case of coddleitis, which made him lose all common sense and will of his own, in submission to her. So who was kidnapped? Nobody in the real sense of the word. Little Tammy has kidnapped her driver, however many she's gone through, I'd be surprised if the first one lasted this long. The real crime here isn't kidnapping, it's mindnapping. That's where hoaxers take people's emotions hostage with their lies and get them spreading this junk from a false belief they are saving little Tamy from the big bad kidnapper.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Heh! Mindnapping. I'm gonna have to remember that. Very accurate description of what goes on with these things...
🆔🔢Meme3: from Woodward
🆔🔢Meme4: from woodward park
🆔🔢Meme5: IN IDAHO FALLS,ID
🆔🔢Meme10: from STOCKTON, CA
🆔🔢Meme18: in Rochester Minnesota
🆔🔢Meme21, 31&32: IN ROCHESTER MI
🆔🔢Meme27, 28&30: in stockton
🆔🔢Meme29: in Stockton Ca.
🆔🔢Meme34: IN ROCHESTER MI.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Seems little Tammy is fond of Michigan and California.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Possible bases of her mindnapping operation, it seems...
🆔🔢Memes: by
🆔🔢Memes1/3etc.: a
🆔🔢Memes: man
🆔🔢Meme11: in Morgan hill
🆔🔢Meme20: IN ROSEVILLE, MI
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ah yes, Morgan hill Roseville is wonderful this time of year…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Sheesh, kid, make up your mind! You can't be from everywhere! Unless you're some sort of ultra-dimensional being...which I seriously doubt. This is real life, not Star Trek.
🆔🔢Memes1/3&5etc.: driving
🆔🔢Meme4: in
🆔🔢Memes: a
🆔🔢Memes1/6: newer
🆔🔢Meme7: new
🆔🔢Memes1/12: silver
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35 grey
🆔🔢Memes36/40: gray
🆔🔢Memes1/10: truck.
🆔🔢Meme11/12: yukon
🆔🔢Meme13, 31, 32: 2006
🆔🔢Meme14: '06
🆔🔢Meme15: an 06
🆔🔢Memes13/17, 31, 32&34: mitsubishi
🆔🔢Meme18: MItishibishi
🆔🔢Memes13/21, 31, 32&34: Eclipse
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: car
🆔🔢Meme27/30: '96 BMW
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, wow, I've always wanted to know what it's like riding in a newer new silver greay 962006 MItishibishi yukon Eclipse BMW cartruck!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, ditto. Sounds like a totally stellar vehicle.
🆔🔢Meme14: Oregon
🆔🔢Meme4: with:
🆔🔢Meme1: The license plate reads
🆔🔢Meme2: license plate #
🆔🔢Meme5: LIC. PLATE #
🆔🔢Meme7: plate WV
🆔🔢Meme11/12: NY plates
🆔🔢Meme22: lisecnse
🆔🔢Memes22, 23 & 26etc.: was plated
🆔🔢Meme27/30&34: plate #
🆔🔢Meme33&35/39: License plate
🆔🔢Meme40: liscense plate:
🆔🔢Meme26: Washington
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, So this lisecnse is plated with Washington New York WV numbers, got it.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Just one question- which police department are we supposed to contact?
🆔🔢Memes1/12&26etc.: 72b381
🆔🔢Meme13/21&28, 30/32&34.: 98B351
🆔🔢Meme22/24, 33, 35/40: Quebec 72B 381.
🆔🔢Meme25: Q72B381.
🆔🔢Meme2: Menomonie area
🆔🔢Meme6: in cortland area
🆔🔢Meme7: from around cutoff
🆔🔢Meme17: Delaware
🆔🔢Meme19: Oregon
🆔🔢Meme27/29etc.: NM.
🆔🔢Meme33&35/39: Canada
🆔🔢Meme40: Canda.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What a nifty plate! NY Washington plates from Menomonie Cortland QuebecQ72b381NM! All the way from Quebec New mexico, made in Edmonton Kentucky Alberta Canada USA Canda! Hey, where's Canda? Never heard of that country before… Anyway… Oh my oh my! Amazing!
🤦🏽♀️BP: My, my, a plate like that shouldn't be hard to find! All we need to do is find a car wide enough to sport such an impressively wordy plate.
🆔🔢Meme1: please please pass on.
🆔🔢Meme2: FWD PLZ
🆔🔢Meme3: please forward!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing doing.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Same from me.
🆔🔢Meme5: KEEP it goin
🆔🔢Meme6/8/14/19: KEEP IT GOING
🆔🔢Meme6/8: SO THEY CAN FIND HER
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish, I don't know who "they" are, but even they can't find somebody that doesn't exist.
🤦🏽♀️BP: They, huh? Just who is this 'they'? I suppose you want us to think 'they' are the police...but I'm not playin' your game. No spreading. No 'finding'.
🆔🔢Meme9, 27&30: Keep it going!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Still no.
🆔🔢Meme9: She was taken from 18th Street in Huron.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Gah, I'm not even keeping track of where this kid is supposed to be anymore...
🆔🔢Meme27: U would if he were yours...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, wrong!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, don't even! Don't try that emotion-card on me. Won't work.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: First of all, he doesn't exist, so he's nobody's real kid. And if I had a kid in danger, I wouldn't spread hoaxes trying to save him…
🆔🔢Meme10: Please pass this on!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Again, NO. Get it through your thick skull.
🆔🔢Memes: KEEP IT
🆔🔢Meme11: G0ING!
🆔🔢Meme12: GOING!
🆔🔢Meme12: She's frm Newbury Park
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But she was taken from Huron…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ugh, another one...I guess this kid MUST be an ultra-dimensional being. How else could he/she be so many ages and in so many places at the same time?
🆔🔢Meme14: happened this morning.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: This morning back in February 2009? Right…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Does that mean this is constantly happening every morning? Yup. Definitely ultra-dimensional. We have officially entered the Twilight Zone.
🆔🔢Meme15: Copy and paste in your status and keep passing along to help find him.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Copy pasting isn't going to blip a nonexistent kid into existence for anybody to "find".
🤦🏽♀️BP: Or her. Him/her. Since you can't seem to make up your mind.
🆔🔢Meme15: He is in Ohio.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 18 Street, Newbury Park in Huron Ohio, got it.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So, is he currently in Ohio or just momentarily before he blips into another spot? Can never keep up with this kid.
🆔🔢Meme16&17: Keep sending.
🆔🔢Meme17: foward 2 some 1 else
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, no, and no…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wow, you REALLY want me to pass this on, huh? Don't think I will.
🆔🔢Meme20, 21 31&32: REPOST NOW!
🆔🔢Meme34: RE POST NOW!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, clobber now!
🤦🏽♀️BP: How many times do I have to tell you- I'M NOT PASSING THIS ON. Deal with it.
🆔🔢Memes20, 21, 31&32: SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Seriously lying, that is what you are doing!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Seriously- shut up!
🆔🔢Memes20, 21, 32&34: I hope to see this repeated on this page many
🆔🔢Meme34: MANY
🆔🔢Memes20, 21, 32&34: times
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: BINGO! of course you do, that's the whole idea! Not to find/save some child who doesn't exist, but to dupe everybody into getting upset over a fake kidnapping story so they'll junk up a page many times with every mutation of this stupid hoax!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Indeed! Heck, I'd say it's working, given how many times this thing has mutated.
🆔🔢Meme21, 32&34: a child is in danger - this was on the national news
🆔🔢Meme21: 28 minutes ago
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. While there are children in danger somewhere in the world, and adults too, for that matter, your hoax kid isn't one of them. February 2009 is a very very long 28 minutes ago and the national news, (whichever nation you mean) wouldn't be running stories about a hoax kid except to debunk it.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Sure, sure...assume I'm some gullible twerp who'll just pass on something because you CLAIM it's credible.
🆔🔢Memes22/26etc: Copy 'n paste this as your status.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. No repost many times on any page. No copy paste statuses here.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Hmmm...nah.
🆔🔢Meme29: post it on your wall to help this little baby.
And Twitter:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Post it on my wall to help Twitter and your fictitious "little baby"? I think not.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So now he/she is a baby? Ugh...
🆔🔢Meme33, 35: .Put this as your status.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No copy pasting, and no putting either…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Nope.
🆔🔢Meme36: PLEASE RE-BROADCAST ASAP.
🆔🔢Meme37: PLEASE RE-post ASAP.
🆔🔢Memes38&40: Reblog this.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not going to repostblogcast this anywhere.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Reblog, huh? At least you're trying something slightly different. Still...not gonna happen.
🆔🔢Meme39: Share this.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. I'm not into sharing things on the internet much, and that goes double for viral crap!
🤦🏽♀️BP: If I'm not going to pass it, why would I share it? Seriously...someone hasn't been paying much attention...
🆔🔢Meme17: my save a life.
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: It could save
🆔🔢Memes22/26: that little
🆔🔢Memes22/25: girl.
🆔🔢Meme26: Boy.
🆔🔢Meme33&35/40: her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. It could not save anybody since your kid doesn't even exist, and if there really was a kid in danger, the police would be working to save her and apprehend the perp, and with their communication system, would get the job done a lot faster than a bunch of frantic people trying to save the world with chain letters.
🤦🏽♀️BP: What, save this non-existent ultra-dimensional being? Eh, no. The whole 'non-existent' part is a little too much for me to stomach.
🆔🔢Meme34: !!! COME ON FRIENDS... MAYBE WE CAN HELP THIS LITTLE BOY!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Help him to what? Keep pulling off this hoax? No way. And I'm not one of your "friends".
🤦🏽♀️BP: I'm not your friend.
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33, 35/39: This
🆔🔢Meme22: kidnapping
🆔🔢Memes23/26, 33, 35/40: kidnapping
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: is recent!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As recent as the 2008 hoax, right…
🤦🏽♀️BP: Perhaps if this were an ultra-dimensional kidnapping. So far, I can only assume the so-called victim is an ultra-dimensional being. Therefore, this kidnapping can't be constantly recent.
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: so do it,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I told you, NO!
🤦🏽♀️BP: *headdesk* How many times do I have to say no?
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: 3 seconds
🆔🔢Memes23&24: won't
🆔🔢Memes22, 25, 33, 35/40: will not
🆔🔢Memes22/26, 33&35/40: kill you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It could if you died in a car crash. Anyway, you'll be doing a lot more good by taking more than 3 seconds to think this through, look it up, find it it isn't real, and then choosing not to spam the net as if you thought some fictitious kid depended on it and your own set of hero brownie points would sky-rocket!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Hah! Shows what you know. Three seconds can indeed kill you. A bullet at point-blank range, decapitation, car crash, spine snapping- need I go on?
🆔🔢Memes22/24: Spread the word
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Spread the word that this is a rotten hoax? You got it!
🤦🏽♀️BP: M'm? Never said what word I had to spread, foolish chain originator...
🆔🔢Memes25, 33, 35/40: If it were your child,
🤦🏽♀️BP: Didn't I already tell you that card won't work on me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't have a child and if I did, I wouldn't try to save him/her by passing on stupid chain letters so don't give me this sanguine melodramatic "if it were your child" bit!
🆔🔢Memes25, 33, 35: what would you
🆔🔢Memes33, 35: want people to
🆔🔢Memes25, 33, 35: do?????
🆔🔢Meme36, 37&39: u would want
🆔🔢Memes36&37: the same support
🆔🔢Meme39: people to do the same.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wha-? So you assume we'd all want to hop on the chain-wagon? What a dismal place your mind must be.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, I sure as heck would not! I'd want to get help from those who really could help, and I would never endanger my child further by trivializing her/him into a chain letter to be doubted as just another possible hoax!
🆔🔢Meme35" Just now happening!!!!! please...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, it's been "just now happening" since February of 2009… Actually it is just NOT happening and never has. It wasn't true back in 2009 and it isn't true now. Stop trying to get people to chase a nonexistent 3/5/7-year-old and kidnapper across the world by spreading bogus chain letters.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Gah! Quit it! It can't be constantly 'just now happening'!
🆔🔢Meme26: We should have Amber Alerts posted in FB automatically from a friend to pass it on!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh dear...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Automatic hoax-transmission? Automatic particularly sick hoax transmission at that? That has got to be the most inconsiderate and worst idea I've seen suggested for FB in a long time! the best thing would be to have automatic debunks of these hoaxes if anything. That would keep people informed and immune from getting their emotions yanked needlessly by this garbage!
And even real cause automatic pushing to friends is a big turn-off. Who wants to go on FB only to be nagged at from all sides with reminders of how futile they are?
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