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Jeff, A First Encounter

Uh, well, no.

Mangled by Bloody Mary and Ocean Elf.


title: Jeff, A First Encounter

😏Prankster: I should really change the name of this story.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: To what?

😏Prankster: It all started with a website I created for creepy photos.

🐨Bloody Mary: As if there weren't already enough of those floating around.

😏Prankster: I was looking at the JTK (Jeff the Killer) file

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, this is you looking at some stupid Jeff The Killer image and you get freaked out?

😏Prankster: and I saw a picture.

🐨Mary: Uh, we already got that it's more than likely a photo file.

😏Prankster: This picture was of a pale girl,her eyes shadowed by hair the color of ink.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ink. Black, red, what colour exactly?

😏Prankster: Two braids ran down her bloodstained white hoodie and black pants.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sounds like Clarissabefore she was caught. That she was a Jeff fangirl doesn't surprise me at all. and you could easily mistake any fangirl for Jeff since they all try to look like him, except for the braids in this case. But that stupid hoodie and black pants thing... Blah.

😏Prankster: Worst of all, she carried a knife 2 feet long.All 2 feet covered in blood.

🐨Mary: Well, you were going for "creepy photos" after all. What I don't get is how you could tell just from an image on a screen how long the knife was.

😏Prankster: I looked at the caption and it said"this thing was in my house last night.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So? This is very little information to go on. Whose house? Whose blood? More to the point, who is behind this creepy editing job?

😏Prankster: I was terrified.

🐨Mary: Huh? Was that totally unexpected? You wanted creepy photos, didn't you? Apparently you got one. Though I find it more disgusting than creepy.

😏Prankster: Then I clicked see rest of caption.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? isn't the point of captions to be short, basically one line deals? So why click to see more of something that should already be complete? What is this, a photo or a powerpoint presentation?

😏Prankster: The girl had claimed to be the child of Jeff the Killer

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. Jeff was just a kid in 2006, 2008, and 2011, again in 2014 and 2015, so mentally stuck at 15 or so for the best part of a decade; and Clarissa is only a few years younger than him. If he actually managed to make somebody pregnant (and given his slutty behaviour I wouldn't be too surprised) any children would be too young for this kind of activity.

😏Prankster: before killing the blogger's pet dog and locking her in the closet.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sounds more like a child of Lickman to me. And he could've gotten someone pregnant during his long reign of terror before finally being caught.

😏Prankster: There was a videotape included.

🐨Mary: Wait. I thought you said it was a photo file. Not even longish captions can just produce video tapes out of thin air.

This story is really falling apart.

😏Prankster: I watched as the girl proclaimed her identity,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which, other than the ridiculous idea of her being Jeff the killer's kid, is never disclosed of course...

😏Prankster: and stuffed a girl in the closet, unaware of the camera.

🐨Mary: So whose camera? Why was she unaware of it? What would she have done if she knew about it?

and this is all supposed to be coming from a mere image file with a clickable caption...

😏Prankster: At 3:05, the post time, she pulled the girl out and killed her. The camera caught 3 words on a mirror. Go To Sleep.

🐨Mary: *Rolling eyes at Jeff fangirl over the "go to sleep" thing* Oh, the mirror. What are the odds you'd make this kind of serious screw up? There is no doubt I will find you now. Oh! *Claps* this just couldn't get any easier! Hehehehehehe!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not only that, but thanks to the discovery of an article on a comment thread from a DA entry, there is even a handy-dandy short-cut concerning this method, Mary, if you're willing to give it a try.

🐨Mary: Really?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes.

😏Prankster: I posted the video on YouTube

🐨Mary: But you didn't provide the link.

😏Prankster: and I got a post that intrigued me. "I have a video too. I will email you the link!" I got a link the next day. I clicked on the link

🐨Mary: which wasn't provided here either... Surprise surprise. No such links exist.

😏Prankster: and was horrified!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: by saying that, you think I'm going to be in this state right away?

🐨Mary: Or at all. You don't know Ocean Elf, kid. She just doesn't scare easily, definitely not when you try the persuasion method on her.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Grins at Mary* You found that out the hard way when you were still out looking for trouble.

🐨Mary: And then I found out how much trouble trouble can be.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Smirk*

😏Prankster: The video was of the girl in a church.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* She kills somebody and then has the gall to walk into a church? Well that's killers for you. No feelings and no ethics.

😏Prankster: She massacred everyone there.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, the video was of some kid killing everybody in a church? Eww. Why didn't the people fight back and restrain her? They could have. It would've been a whole crowd against her. and if she was using a knife, not a gun, she could've been disarmed, especially if there was anyone there who was trained to take down such criminals.

😏Prankster: I was terrified and was ready to forget all about this when I noticed that the screen was black.

🐨Mary: And that was when you woke up and realized it was all a crazy dream.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What the? *Glare* Jeffrey, shut your stupid mouth!

💩Jeff: wlngl

🐨Mary: Give it up, everybody knows you can't type.

💩Jeff: PA

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Shut it!

🐨Mary: *Shudder* I'd listen to her if I was you...


🐨Mary: "We're Nirvana!" Yeah, I'm gonna subject you to that Weird al song until your ears bleed - unless my friends get to you before me.


🐨Mary: *Scowl* No!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Baleful expression* As I've mentioned on this site before, I have no interest in entertaining bored sadistic trolls. You will not make the same demand of me again if you know what's good for you...!

💩Jeff: HEY!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Shut up!

💩Jeff: hello,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Take a flying leap!

💩Jeff: IcequeenXD isn't here now.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right. This is all a cyber prank, but Jeffrey, you'll get it in the neck anyway. *Menacing stare*

💩Jeff: She is indisposed at the moment.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah sure. But you will simply be disposed of permanently when me and mine get through with you.

💩Jeff: Sorry.

🐨Mary: Stuff that fake apology into your fake hacked out smile and shut it!

💩Jeff: Her house burned down because I messed up trying to make her and her family beautiful like me.

🐨Mary: You just never learn, do you? *Disgusted glare*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Aaaaagh! *Stamps foot in exasperation* You - are - NOT - beautiful!

💩Jeff: She is in an ambulance as is her family .

🐨Mary: Nope. She probably wrote this whole thing. But you're still gonna get it.

💩Jeff: I heard you tried to ruin her story about me. Sad.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Right. You don't even know who I am. There are tons of stories about you, Jeffrey, but the one I'm out to ruin is you...

💩Jeff: But don't worry, I will make you beautiful too.

🐨Mary: As I said, you never learn. And one day, you will... But by then, it will be too late for you to do anything about it. *icy stare*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Fuming, too enraged to say anything*


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Shut it! You have got the most obnoxious laugh!

💩Jeff: sleep tight and see you soon. (:<


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Exactly... Sooner than you think, and much sooner than you could ever wish...

But you do not know when, where, or how we will meet. Or what will come from that meeting. But you will regret it!


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