Choose Your Poison Guessing Game

In March 2014, this dreaded obnoxious stupid meme mutated and invaded Facebook again!

Okay, this meme is going to get what's coming! ARGH!

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😏Meme: Oh dear,dear,dear.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, you're about to get trounced, so I suppose an "Oh dear" reaction is appropriate from you.

😏Meme: You should not have liked or commented!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't at least not on Facebook where you're concerned. I still don't "like" but have plenty comments which you're sure not to like, because I do not like you!

😏Meme: Now you have to pick one of the 14 below & post a status.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, I do not. I don't take orders from you, and will post or not post statuses as I see fit. That means, no viral statuses from me.

😏Meme: This is the 2014 breast cancer awareness game.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* 1. Cancer is not a game.

2. This is not a game, it's a chain letter!

3. The net has already been awareness-ed out, we don't need more stupid memes "raising awareness" for breast cancer, we're all well aware of it already, and there ARE other conditions that are just as important and even more life-threatening, and they aren't getting nearly the coverage this one issue is. Why is only breast cancer so important to you? Don't you care about other things like trying to find a cure for Huntington's disease or CF or other serious conditions that are every bit as devastating?

4. We don't need "awareness" we need cures or at least treatments. This stupid chain letter doesn't offer that.

😏Meme: Don’t be a spoil sport,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your chain letter deserves nothing better than that. I'm taking this past being a simple "spoil sport" this thing is going down in a burning mangling!

😏Meme: choose your poison

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. You are right about the description, this thing is mind-poison. Consider it utterly rejected.

😏Meme: & change your status.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't change statuses I've already posted, and I'm not posting this one on FB.

😏Meme: 1) Damn diarrhea

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What - the - heck!? What the heck has diarrhea to do with breast cancer other than maybe being a side-affect of treatment? Gah you are tasteless beyond the freaking pale! *Scowl*

😏Meme: 2)Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Get away, you sleaze, you and any hormonal brain-dead stink face of a cop whom you might've impressed with this display! Plus, you are REALLY heartless! Know what you've just done? You just mocked anyone who has lost a breast partially or completely due to the same cancer you claim to be trying to "raise awareness" for! Great going, craphead!

😏Meme: 3)Anyone have a tampon. I’m out.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww. TMI, get away!

😏Meme: 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What's that or the tampon got to do with cancer awareness?

😏Meme: 5)Why is nobody around when l am horny?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Repulsed glare* Figure it out, fungus-brain!

😏Meme: 6) No toilet paper, goodbye socks.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl, face palm, headdesk* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! So that's what that stupid status was all about that one of my contacts posted recently! *Facepalms repeatedly* Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

😏Meme: 7)Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but l’ m hesitant.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I thought you just said nobody was around when you were - uh… Oh, whatever, shut up! *Glare*

😏Meme: 8)l think l’m in love with someone what should l do?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Tell that to Dear Abby. I don't give a flying hot dart about your lovelorn life.

😏Meme: 9)l’ve decided to stop wearing underwear.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: TMI. And again what the heck's this got to do with cancer awareness? It's nowhere near helping charities out with trying to actually fight the disease.

😏Meme: 10)l still love my ex.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing to do with fighting cancer, write Dear Abby about it, I don't care.

😏Meme: 11) l really don’t know how to tell anyone and l’m sick of hiding it l’m gay.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You'd be in a lot more trouble these days by saying you're not or that you actually don't agree with that life choice. So go ahead and broadcast. The internet and the media will absolutely love you… I still won't care. You're still doing nothing to fight cancer or any other dire yuman condition.

😏Meme: 12) Guess it was 2 good 2 be true l’m pregnant.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you also said you were out of tampons and that nobody was around when you got hormonal, and if you're gay, your ex-gf can't make you preggers. You need to do it with a guy for that to happen. You also don't need tampons when you're pregnant because you don't get your period then. See how your trash just isn't adding up?

😏Meme: 13)Just won $7000 on a scratchy.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There you go, you're loaded. You got enough money to pretty much solve all your problems. But you still can't cure or treat cancer or anything else and are doing a louse-up job trying to "raise awareness" which is unnecessary anyway since we all are aware and over-aware of it now as it is.

😏Meme: 14)l’ve just found out l’ve been cheated on for the past 5 months. Haha…”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well I guess. After all, she's your ex for a reason.

Now scram! Get outa here! Get while the getting's good!

*Takes after meme-originator with a cyber-sword*

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