MTJ, stands for Monkey Thong Jaunt, which is/was the name of a site made by Lady/Senna Marie Maxwell, internet trolling, cyber-bully otaku (anime fanatics) and the biggest attention-seeking Mary Sues who cyber-bullied someone right off the net. This, besides MTJ being a really dumb site, has earned them a special place in the Hall Of Idiocy.
But no matter how they scrubbed their page of previous stupidities, leaving their last pathetic self-pitying diatribe up, this is the internet, and caches are great. Senna/Lady/"the monkey" and their friends who aided them will never live it down.
Let's mangle these monkeys.
Throughout this index page and all others associated with Lady/Senna's monkeyshine, MTJ and friends will be represented by various stupid icons - turkeys, monkeys, cows, ogres, vampires, zombies, smiling piles of poo, drooling, pouting, angry horned faces etc. Opposition to them will have much more sensible looking ones, including me, the Ocean Elf.
🦃MTJ: Monkey Thong Jaunt!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Holy crap, what a dumb title.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding. Duh.
🦃MTJ: Pindaric Ode
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's really stupid...Whatever it is.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Vulgarity alert! Oh, and it's anti-Christian, high school angsty, Senna/Lady love-fest.
🦃MTJ: The Monkey Gallery
The Monkey Gallery Continued...
The Never Ending Monkey Gallery
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Senna/Lady swooning over some stupid pictures and making all sorts of hormonal drivel statements. I put all galleries' worth of ravings onto a single page but spared you the eye-killing images since I didn't bother trying to retrieve them.
🦃MTJ: Zechs x Heero
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: They hate Relena a female character in Gundam so much that they'd rather pair the dude she associates with in the series to another dude. Yaoi pairings = slash-shipping, specifically male gay porn. 'Nuff said.
🦃MTJ: Contact Us
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who would want to? Wow talk about desperate and pathetic. These losers would do anything for a molecule's worth of attention.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! Kawaii "art" *cough choke* AKA those sickening little anime kitties... I didn't bother trying to actually get those images, you just get to see MTJ swooning over what used to be there, and that's bad enough.
🦃MTJ: Random Crap and Extra Links
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ah yes, the "random" meme. Another page of yucky suck.
🦃MTJ: Adoptions and Factions
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Instant suck.
🦃MTJ: Link us
Weird Banners and Stuff Which Belonged No Where Else
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: More anti-Relena junk.
🦃MTJ: Guest Book
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe this.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which they eventually "renovated" into a "Flames Page" because too many people were calling their rants stupid. That didn't take off either. Poor babies.
🦃MTJ: More Freaky Pictures Brought To You By The Monkey Gallery
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: All of that gallery drivel is on one page.
🦃MTJ: Welcome to Monkey Thong Jaunt, a page dedicated to the penguins...one by one...they steal our sanity...to use a cliche'. No actually, this page has some pictures about Gundam Wing, and our "poetry," if you can call it that...well, look around, email us if you have a flame or a rant or anything else, we're game, dude!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not a dude. But it's easy to see how MTJ really tries to lay the insanity thing on, thick. Since when are monkeys penguins? 🐵🐧
Asking for flames and rants, really?
🦃MTJ: 5 Haikus by Senna and Lady
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yay. This should be fun. *Snicker* Problem is nobody makes clear which haiku is from "Senna" and which is from "Lady" so I'll just label them MTJ like the rest of their crud.I just might stick in a little extra. Emojis will further denote which of us the haikus come from.
No I will not have
Carnal relations with you
I am a rosebud
You are a pervert
All you think about is sex
Shut your dirty mouth
I fancy mullet
Crabcakes are enjoyable
Come and eat the food
Seafood is yummy
But I should eat you instead
Down the hatch you go
Turtles like woolies
They are excited so they
Invade my closet
You have a warped mind
Get a reality check
Stop using bad drugs
The devil is in
Boxer briefs and also in
My tuna lunchbox
You love to be bad
You make time for the devil
You will pay for it
Badge my breeches and
Mark my rod and basketballs
I behest upchuck
"upchuck" put in a haiku
It is done again
You crave attention
Nobody cares about you
Poor bored little trolls
You have no talent
Your ideas really suck
Take a hint and quit
--End of haikus.
Believe it or not, there is one out of their five I actually like. It's their second, the seafood advert haiku.
🦃MTJ: The Monkey Was Last Updated:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The date the losers running the site finally gave up because they weren't getting nearly enough attention, and they realized it was useless trying any more.
🦃MTJ: Check 'update' section for details
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Updates, if they could be called that, consist of whinge and moan about their pathetic non-life.
Oh, now you get treated to some of their cutesy little fantasies, where MTJ talk to themselves via their favourite anime characters bungling a scene from Star Wars, and it isn't even one of the better movies. So I guess that almost cancels it all out.
BTW, Miliardo Peacecraft and Zechs Marquise are the same Gundam character. Remember the reference to Zech in the above links? Well that's him.
Miliardo:The Force is strong with you, my son.
Miliardo:But the force is strong with you.
Treize:I'm trying to sleep.
Miliardo:You have great potential, Anakin. The force is strong with you.
Treize:Take off that moronic sheet and go back to your room, turn off the light, lie down in bed, AND GO TO SLEEP!
Miliardo: LISTEN HERE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, I'M QUI-GON-JINN, JEDI MASTER AND KNIGHT! AND I'M SAYING THAT THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU!
Treize: Go away.
Miliardo eventually gave up and went back to his room to practice lightsaber techniques.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Boo-hiss.
🦃MTJ: Flame Policy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know this is a troll site when it doesn't have a site policy, but a - "flame policy" How stupid.
🦃MTJ: Our flame policy:Flames that bash homosexual lifestyles will not be tolerated. Thats it, really. But in writing us flames, know this: WE WILL POST IT.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, the tolerance! Can you just feel it? Especially when they were terribly sore about the writer they decided to pick on, who didn't write yaoi/yuri, gay erotica.
🦃MTJ: Write to Senna/Lady
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That idea is utterly beneath me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Big pile of bullcrap coming right up.
🦃MTJ: We do not own Lady Une. No one owns Lady Une. She is a very free and independent woman. However, the people at Sunrise CLAIM to own her, but no one really does. Sunrise comes closer to owning her than anyone else, (well, no Treize, but Sunrise also "owns" him)so
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. Sunrise owns Lady Une...
But no one, not even they can stop me from killing her in a work of fiction. Or all out mangling her. And any wicked thing I might do to her, gets done with pleasure. Sunrise owns Lady Une in the original sense of the word. I own her in the more confrontational sense.
🦃MTJ: let it be known that we are not smart enough to come up with any of these anime shows. So don't sue us. All you will get is the recitation of our famous poem: Pindaric Ode to He-ass Molecule: By Dorp Bowl Cattleking (DorothyCatolonia who is also "owned' by Sunrise)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, they own Dorothy Catalonia, not this weirded up version of her with some really crazy additional names.
🦃MTJ: I am a Hexing Benedict.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Aw, how cute.
🦃MTJ: No, really.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever.
🦃MTJ: Write to Mr.Po-po
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who or whatever Mr. Po-po is, that's how the MTJ index page finishes up, in a flurry of dying brain cells.
Mary Sue page
Senna Marie Maxwell Mary Sue
Lady Une page