Tumblr Memes

Tumblr is full of memes, which get spread via what they call "reblogging".



😏Meme #6957: My parents should be proud that I'm addicted to texting, sleeping and the Internet instead of drugs.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ack! The cheesiness! It burns! Reminds me of the I Am Thankful and Messy House glurges.

😏Meme #6953: Does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3 am?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, no, and that matters because?

😏Meme #6951: Everytime I think about my future, I die a little inside.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wow, it must suck to be you.

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Miserably Single

😏Meme #14528: Single and failing mingle.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Pardon me for not joining your pity-party. I'm someone who never gets represented in these reposting schemes or in the media for that matter, happily single.

😏Meme #14527: I want to go on a date to the drive in movies.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Drive-ins, uh, you're about 30 years too late.

😏Meme #14520: How much do islands cost I want one.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Imaginary ones are free and you can't have a real one. Too bad for you. *Annoyed remembering the "If you were stranded on an island" question seen on other memes and on email list membership applications* Yeah, drop the island thing, it's really getting old.

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Tumblr Flattery Chain

This chain letter was posted on Tumblr by syked.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Unfriendly suspicious look* What of it? I mean, just what exactly are you angling for? You don't know me and I don't trust flattery, especially when it comes out of nowhere. You really don't know whether I'm beautiful or not.

😏Meme: I want you to remember you’re sweet, nice, kind, and caring;

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh come on. Nobody goes around overdoing such praise unless they want something. and, you don't know me. I have given you no reason to believe I actually am sweet, kind, caring (all of which are pretty much the same thing so you're redundant as well(, and all that.

😏Meme: I want you to know that you shouldn’t change, for anybody.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Um dude, chick? I have figured this out long long ago.

😏Meme: You’re one of a kind, you’re YOU, you’re flawless,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay stop right there! I know I'm one of a kind. We all are. Duh! That's what makes us all individuals, so that's hardly profound rocket science.

But I'm certainly not flawless, and neither is anyone else, including you!

😏Meme: and even if you make mistakes, it’s okay, it shows that you’re human;

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But if I make mistakes and am human, whatever happens to me being flawless? You can't have it both ways. Not all mistakes are okay, either. There's the run of the mill kind everybody makes, and then there are monumental ones that are the result of very very bad choices. The latter aren't okay.

😏Meme: stay strong and beautiful

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so now I'm strong too?

😏Meme: and pass this to the first 10 people you see on your dash! #thebeautifulproject

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No freaking way! One thing about being strong, and in this case, not changing for others, I refuse to pass your chain letter on, to anyone! Circulating virals shows anything but strength.

So, do you still want me being strong and not changing for others?

Or do you want me passing this chain on to ten other people?

You can't have it both ways.

Actually, you can't have it your way. I'm going for being strong and unchanging, and not sending this big butter-up con to anyone.

Over and out.


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