According to Scary4Kids.com, this meme hails from the Czech Republic.
🤥Meme: About a year ago,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which year? That could be you talking in the present time, or some past story that is already years old.
🤥Meme: I got a very strange e-mail. It contained a shocking photo of a girl who had committed suicide.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What kind of sick louse goes sending "shocking" pictures of people committing suicide? *Scowl*
🤥Meme: It said her name was Scary Mary
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hooooooh, boy, but that Mary sure gets around. She gets the prize for most versions of hoaxes about herself, and disguises to go with them.
🤥Meme: and years ago, she had lived alone with her mother in a little farmhouse in the middle of nowhere.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But Mary, you must've realized by now that starting chain letters wasn't going to get you off the farm.
🤥Meme: According to the story, the girl was beautiful, but she was so insecure about her looks that she didn’t believe it.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* I'm so out of patience with people like that.
🤥Meme: She thought she was hideously ugly and hated to see herself in a mirror.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ah, so that's where the mirror association comes in.
At this point, Mary, I'm not sure if you are actually Bloody Mary under another disguise, or the Mary from the Chelsey Warner Lauren chain, where some dealive freak was obsessed about being pretty as well.
🤥Meme: She was also very lonely and never had a boyfriend.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, really, what boy wants to hang around some girl who goes on about how ugly she thinks she is all the time? If I tire of that kind of behaviour, I totally understand why some guy would too. You can only dole out "No, no, you're not ugly, believe me." and have that statement argued with "No, I'm ugly." so many times before getting absolutely fed up with it.
🤥Meme: It said she became so obsessed with her looks that she was suicidal and started cutting herself.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewwww! *recoils* Okay, I am finally convinced, this Mary is indeed, scary. But she still isn't going to kill me with a meme.
🤥Meme: One day, she was so depressed that she took a knife and started hacking away at her own face.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww! Ewww eww eww! Congrats, Mary, you actually managed to rattle me.
🤥Meme: She gouged out her eyes and slit her mouth open,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww, you're making my skin crawl.
But having said that, I still know this stupid meme isn't going to kill me. It's just ugh-worthy.
🤥Meme: then set fire to the house.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I hope there was nobody in there.
🤥Meme: She sat there bleeding as the flames engulfed her and she was burned to death.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh *cringe* Way to go Mary, why not do something a little more humane, like OD on pills if you just wanted to off yourself so badly? Talk about your masochist supreme. *Repulsed grimace*
🤥Meme: It that if I didn’t share her story with 10 people in the next seven days, the dead girl would come and find me.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No worries about that, she's only dealive. Even if she was dead, she couldn't get you. But she never existed. If she was alive, that would be a whole other thing. If people can inflict this sort of torture on themselves, there's no telling what they might to to someone else. But that won't happen here, because "Scary Mary" is just about the grossest dealive freak I've come across in a while.
🤥Meme: I don’t believe in these sorts of things,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, sure, gotta put that token effort at convincing me of that, when it's obvious you actually do believe in it and are trying to get me to as well. Not gonna happen.
All you've managed to do is weird me out over a horrible self-torture story.
🤥Meme: so I immediately deleted it. That was a big mistake!
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See, what did I say your angle was here? *Gets another gold star off shelf* No, deleting it was no big mistake, but sending it on would be.
And if you were killed or seriously injured by her, you couldn't have written this meme.
🤥Meme: Exactly a week later, I had a free afternoon and I had nothing to do, so I decided to visit a friend of mine.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who was probably also a hoaxer like you.
🤥Meme: When I was on the way to her house, the hair on the back of my neck stood up and I got the strangest feeling that someone was sneaking up behind me.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Paranoid much?
🤥Meme: When I turned around, there was nobody there.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Paranoid much?
🤥Meme: I tried to shrug it off and put it out of my mind.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, you're not scaring me.
🤥Meme: When I got to my friend’s house, we talked for a while and then I excused myself to use the bathroom.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Where you will claim you saw this horribly disfigured vision of self-torturing Mary in the mirror. But that won't scare me, and I will not believe you.
🤥Meme: After I went to the toilet, I was washing my hands in the sink and I happened to glance in the mirror and I saw something dripping on my shoulder. It was blood!
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Or red-colorer liquid soap - you just don't go flinging your hands above your shoulders when they're covered in that stuff, because you will for sure drip on yourself.
🤥Meme: I got such a fright, but when I put my hand up to my cheek and looked at it, there was nothing there. No gash, no drops of blood, no nothing.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Just your overactive imagination, no surprise there.
🤥Meme: I looked in the mirror again and, to my horror, I saw a bloody figure standing behind me.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* If she is behind you, how do you see her in the mirror? You'd be in the way.
🤥Meme: It was the dead girl from the e-mail and she was holding a knife!
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right. So this dealive masochist stalks and watches people when they're doing their business in the bathroom too? Classy. Not.
🤥Meme: I screamed and turned around, but there was nothing there.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your paranoia is really getting out of hand. You need help.
🤥Meme: I was so scared,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You were, but I'm not.
🤥Meme: my hands were trembling and my heart was pumping fast.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's what usually happens during a fear response.
🤥Meme: I ran to the door.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You ran to the door, but you're still in the bathroom? How big is this bathroom anyway? Residential washrooms aren't big enough to run in.
🤥Meme: All I wanted to do was get out of that bathroom, but the door wouldn’t open.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because you were too freaked out to even turn the knob right.
🤥Meme: I kept turning the key in the lock and shaking the handle,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What kind of setup is this? Since when does a bathroom door lock, from the inside, with a key? And use a handle in addition? You're trying so hard to be scary, and your overkill is making it so obvious that it is a load of crap.
The point to a bathroom being locked is that it is locked so that people outside, can't get in when it is occupied. It is not to lock people inside.
🤥Meme: but I couldn’t open it!
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because you petrified yourself so that you were incapable of the simplest tasks. I get it, I just don't empathize.
🤥Meme: I was banging on the door with my fists and screaming at the top of my lungs.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Blahblahblah. is this going anywhere? Like to you waking up safe and sound in your bed after a heck of a nightmare?
🤥Meme: I don’t know what happened then. I must have fainted.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not necessarily.
🤥Meme: When I woke up, I was lying on the couch and my friend was standing over me. She told me she heard me screaming and she had to break open the bathroom door to get to me. She found me lying in a heap on the floor, unconscious.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So she knows you're a real basket case now.
🤥Meme: I was so embarrassed, but I was relieved to be out of there.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*
🤥Meme: Then, I put my hands up to my face and felt something wet on my cheek. It was blood. There was a gash down my cheek about an inch long. It was in exactly the same spot where I saw the blood dripping on me in the mirror. Believe it or not, this really happened. I still have the scar on my cheek to prove it!
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So you cut yourself too. *Shudder* Ugh. Get away! Get away!
🤥Meme: If you don’t want Scary Mary to visit you, share the link to this page with 10 people in the next seven days.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing doing. This idle threat doesn't scare me. But I'm getting the heck away from you.
*Gets up and slams out, doesn't look back.*
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