Dog-killing Hoaxes

Sheesh, when bogus sick kid memes, lessons on life from carrots, eggs and coffee, Mason/mayo jars of sand, rocks and liquid, whacky professors, young women, old farmers, little girls, underwear, tacky cancer awareness memes and horrid glurges or any combination of the above don't do the trick to get people socked right in the emotions to spread memes, hoaxers can always fall back on killing dogs… One in particular called Illumivato, used the dog killing hoax to try getting celebrities to follow her on Twitter.

Then, there's this stupid hoax which has been going around since 2012. The bogus "Kill A Pit Bull Day" meme.



🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're a lying troll...

🤥Meme: Don’t plan on your 4 legged friends walking around with you on Halloween this year.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll plan whatever I like, and you can do nothing about it.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope...No need. Besides, it's illegal to let dogs run loose here, they have to be kept on a leash or in a fenced yard.

🤥Meme: October 31 (Halloween Night) is trying to become National “Kill A Pitt Bull Day”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bullcrap! Pants on fire!

There never was or will be any such stupid micro-holiday, on Halloween or at any other time. This thing is nothing more than your sick idea of a hoax, troll.

🤥Meme: Not only is pit bulls part of this “Holiday”. Any breed is fair game. Especially any look alike breeds.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. No such dog-killing day. No dogs are in danger because of this stupid hoax.

You might want to go back to school and learn not only how to play nice, but also how to write. You should've put "are" instead of "is" before "pit bulls". Better still, you shouldn't have come up with this garbage in the first place.


This stupid hoax has been going around since at least as far back as 2010, and it continues to recycle. So the mangling of this piece of garbage will stand. Here goes.


🤥Meme: I accidentally ran over my neighbors dog.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No you didn't, liar.

🤥Meme: To avoid conflict,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull crap. You've tried and succeeded to start conflict with this stupid meme.

🤥Meme: I put him in my car & threw him out down the road. They will think he ran away & I won't get dirty looks every time I walk outside!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll never understand why hoaxers are so pathologically starved for attention and the power to manipulate the masses that they'll even resort to lying about themselves as this kind of gutless coward

If you were trying to outrage me with this bogus dog tale, you failed to get the sort of outrage you were aiming for. I'm not disgusted with you for killing a nonexistent dog, but you, whoever you are, who made up this ridiculous lie just to get people mad and spreading it, are a troll, a truly pathetic individual.

🤥Meme: Don't judge me. I couldn't find a shovel,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because whenever anyone has anything but praise for an internet troll, they are accused of "judging". Well, if you can't find a shovel, go out and buy one, you nimrod. Though the nonexistent dead dog isn't likely the one needing it.

Over and out.


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