The various memes are the same in places, so to prevent unnecessary repitition, I will specify which mutations said what. For example, if the same thing is found word for word in mutations of Slow Dance and Tamara Shamara Martin, they will be preceded with "SD Tamara Martin:"
🙃Jessica Mydek: This one is important.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Any forward that shouts "This is important" "Urgent!" "No joke!" is sure to be lying. this is no exception.
🙃Jessica Mydek: Subject: American Cancer Society. - a final wish. No comedy here.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh, no comedy for anyone really sick. No comedy for the charities you lie about and get people inundating with inquiries about your faux sick kids. no comedy that you actually find the idea of dying kids appropriate to use as a prank on decent people who never did you any wrong. No comedy except perhaps in your disgusting mind.
And if you think you'll cause me to cry and bleed out my heart with the big cancer stick, you are mistaken, as well as unoriginal.
🙃Jessica Mydek:Cancer research money, guys . . . not much effort.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: you won't get it by spreading bogus chain letters.
🙃Jessica Mydek: It's about a seven year old girl with cancer. Read it and pass it on to as many people that you can.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your virtual seven-year-old doesn't exist. I don't even like getting solicitations from any causes that always make me feel bad because I can't fix everything that's wrong in the world, so wouldn't even put a downer on someone else if this was real, which it is not, so, no sending on from here.
🙃Jessica Mydek: Occasionally we get to use this medium for some actual good, rather than trading barbs across the waves.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, please, what a load of bull! You dare to wax all goodness and light when you have the gall to make up a sob story about a fictitious dying kid? that's not doing good, that isn't even trading barbs. That's spearing people right through the heart and leaving them to bleed out, and then when they find out this is a hoax, it's like putting salt in the wound besides. So don't talk to me about good when you can't even come close to that!
🙃Jessica Mydek: And once in a while things like this bring us back to reality,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your sick kid is not reality. The only reality here is the fact someone, you, whoever you are, thought it would be cool to pass off a sickening story and strong urgings to pass it on as truth. The reality is, you are not just a liar, you are a particularly cruel liar with no regard for anyone but yourself and your own stinking gratification!
🙃Jessica Mydek: allowing us to count ourselves lucky in life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, we're luckier than your bogus sick kid because we exist.
🙃Jessica Mydek: Let's put our network to work here!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't know what network you're talking about, mine is concerned with mangling this meme, giving it to hoaxers like you with both barrels, and trying to help others liberate themselves from your clutches and emotional manhandling and manipulation.
🙃Jessica Mydek: It will only take you a second to send this message.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Any monkey can hit a forward button. It takes real effort to help out real people, and usually much longer than a second, and doesn't involve spamming people with some mass message.
Oh, and by the way, race driver Tom Kendall didn't meet Jessica at the inaugural and only Children's Grand Prix in Minneapolis Minnesota in July 1996, on account of the fact this kid never existed, and he did not add his own personal urge to forward this hoax along to hellenbach. :P
I'm still not sure when Jessica Mydek first became a tumour on the internet, most sources say around January 1997, but this debunk mentioned the chain letter going around the year before., so, early 1996.
The Children's Grand Prix was renamed the Sprint PCS Grand Prix in 1997.
Slow Dance with Jessica Mydek and Tamara Martin
The "Slow Dance" hoax is debunked on several sites, right along with Jessica Mydek, Amy Bruce, Tamara Martin, and the rest.
🤥SD: Do You Wanna Dance?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not if it means forwarding something.
🤥SD: Subject: FW: Slow Dance - A Last Request.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right.
🤥SD: I don't normally send these on....
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, the worst offenders always make this excuse, well, do you have any idea how many times I've received something from so many people who claimed they didn't usually send them on, or that they hated chain letters but had to make an exception for this one and only? More than I can count. Not to mention the number of times getting the exact same forwards from these various people. Excuse not accepted here.
🤥SD: but
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ah yes, the big "but" There's always a "but" isn't there?
🤥SD: this one brought a lump to my throat.....
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And you wanted to make me choke up as well? Why? Not only is this inconsiderate because this chain causes forwarders to drown in their own tears and be so wrapped up in their own emotions they forget that maybe their friends just don't want some random attempted tear-jerking stories landing in their inboxes or on their Facebooks etc. all the time.
It's wrong for another reason. You got duped. The stories aren't even real. even if they were, why inflict them on your friends?
I don't even like getting forwards about real sick/missing kids because there is simply nothing I can do about it other than pray, and I just can't bear the whole world's burdens on my little shoulders. Nor am I made of money and don't like being pestered to donate to this or that.
But more to the point, the chain letters I'm dealing with here are false, which makes them particularly mean-spirited toward any kind-hearted people they con into spreading.
🤥SD: Dear All
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Do I know you? Eh, didn't think so.
🤥SD: I just received this mail from a friend of mine in my college.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Seems your college friend has been sending you the same message for years since this goes back to the late 90s.
🤥SD: Please respond to it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you sure you really want me responding? I'm not what you'd call kind toward such chain emails.
🤥SD: It will just mean employing a little bit of time and won't cost you a penny.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Cost? Maybe not in the monitory sense directly, but lies always cost somebody something.
🤥SD: All it needs is the heart for you to send this mail.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't play that with me. What is needed is the heart to not send it, because hoaxes like these, heartlessly play on good-hearted people.
No, you are not without heart when you refuse to send this mail.
🤥SD: Hi All,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah um, what now?
🤥SD: Here's something to make you stop and think!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You call it stopping and thinking, and then you make sure to pack such a humungus emotional and psychological wallop of sadness and guilt-tripping over some fictitious sick kid that you hope recipients will do anything but actually stop and think that this whole thing is a cruel hoax. You want us all stopping, thinking and crying over your imaginary sick kid, and then be so overcome with all sorts of falsely enduced sad emotions along with the delusion that we can save some kid merely by sending chain letters and by doing so, we will be the biggest child-loving hero on the planet, just a little more full of heart than the next guy and your sick kid will live and be eternally grateful to us for sending all those forwards around.
Rubbish.
🤥SD: Will You Dance With Me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um, no. Why on Earth would I dance with you?
🤥SD: Do You Put Things Off?
🤦🏽♀️BP: No, and what does that have to do with this?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whether I do or not has nothing to do with my decision not to spam anyone with this chain letter.
By the way, I haven't been able to find out who authored this maudlin pile of regrettable drivel, but it is not part of the Slow Dance poem, although it is sometimes included in the Slow dance hoax.
🤥SD: Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Blah, blah, blah...sure, try to make this sound like a timeless nugget of wisdom...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Too many people put off and even kill joy by sharing memes.
🤥SD: I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.
🤦🏽♀️BP: H'm! One, so what if someone cuts back on dessert! Two, what the heck does the Titanic have to do with this? YOU, are just trying to bring up a tear-jerker to get people to pass this on, and I do NOT appreciate it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, give me a break! How would you even know if anybody cut back or skipped dessert on the Titanic at all? Why assume the cutter-backers would've all been women anyway? Were you actually there on the Titanic? Were you one of those women? No? Well then. People cut back on dessert all the time. It's very silly in my opinion, but not everybody who cuts back, ends up on a sinking ship either. What's one got to do with the other? Dessert or no dessert, that ship was doomed. Nuff said. Please, stop bringing the Titanic into things in order to pull at heart-strings. It didn't sink because of dessert.
🤥SD: How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um, right, that's just stupid. And it makes the guy sound like a bag guy, as forwards often do, and that just ticks me off.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe some people prefer to eat in? That some people can't afford to eat out much? Why are you making such stupid assumptions about women? Oh, it's to get them forwarding your sappy chain letter. So the guy was slow on the draw and only thought of going out to eat after you thawed something out? So, put it back in the fridge and have it tomorrow if you want to be such a spoiled little princess about it and tippy-toe around, waiting and expecting your hubby to read your mind and suddenly clue in that "DONG! Oh, right, she wants to go out to eat again!"
🤥SD: How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Survivor' on television?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, I don't like that show, and so, don't watch it. And, I don't have kids!
Now, looking at this in a general view, if a friend came by when I was watching a show, I'd probably turn it off, unless we wanted to watch it together.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. "Survivor? You're seriously assuming I'd watch that gunk? BLECH! I don't like so-called reality TV, so, don't watch 'Survivor'.
2. I don't have kids.
3. When people come over and I have the TV on, no matter what the show, I do turn it off, preferring to socialize - unless, and maybe you haven't thought of this, maybe we like the same TV shows!
🤥SD: I can't count the times I called my sister and said, 'how about going to lunch in a half hour'? She would choke up and stammer I can't because; 'I have clothes on the line', 'my hair is dirty', 'I wish I had known yesterday', 'I had a late breakfast', 'it looks like rain' and my personal favorite is 'it's Monday'. She died a few years ago and we never did have lunch together.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, wah, you want me to just bawl over that? Again, trying to induce a tear or two to get me to pass this on. It isn't working. Your manipulative scheme has failed. Cry about it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So your sister was a basket case and she deprived you of lunch with her. Boo-hoo. Look, if you were hoping to move me to forward this chain letter with your dead sister sob story, you failed. Sorry to tell you this, but people have their own priorities, however screwed up they are sometimes. There's nothing you can do about a person who doesn't want to go to lunch with you. Stop wallowing in self-pity, try to free yourself from that grudge you've been carrying against your dead sister. Forgive her and let it go already, you yourself just said the lady's dead. You can always have lunch with somebody else, and not me. So don't even think for a second you can use your sister's neglect of you for her clothes or her crazy moods or whatever, to tell me how to live, what to think and feel, via chain letter no less, and then tell me to spread it far and wide. She's the one who's dead, not you. Whatever, nothing excuses your cyber-manhandling attempt by way of this drippy chain letter.
🤥SD: Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedule our headaches. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves of things we'll do when all the conditions are perfect!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wha-? How does that work? And what makes you think all Americans fit your little label, huh? Oh, right, this is a forward, and they're famous for generalizing EVERYTHING.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Redonculous much? 'diet of promises' 'scheduling your headaches' how does that work? 'Uh, sorry I can't go to church this coming Sunday, I've got a migraine planned and it should be kicking in at about 10:30 AM and leaving at noon the next day!''I just promised myself a lot of practice on my keyboard over the summer, I guess I have to re-promise that because I first made that promise back at the end of April and I'm starving to death!'
Anyway, you're speaking for all of America now? How arrogant of you. You haven't seen busy until you've gone to Japan, China, parts of the Middle East. Stop whining.
🤥SD: We'll go visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained. We'll entertain guests when we replace the living room carpet.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ehhh, ewww...! Disturbing mental images involving stinky messy carpets and... *Shudder* Ugh! Okay, so...Am I getting this right? Your carpet is in need of replaceing because little Steve isn't toilet-trained? Did it not occur to you to put a diaper on your kid and not just let him whizz and crap all over the carpet? I mean...Well, ugh. Yeah, I'm not coming over to your house any time soon...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um, ew. *frown* So, you let your kid go to the bathroom all over the carpet? Maybe you oughta put your kid in some diapers...
🤥SD: We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Swell for you. And do I care? No.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How nice for you. Who gives a crap, other than maybe Steve? I don't know you, I don't know your grandparents, I don't know Steve. I don't know your other two kids. One thing you should do is stop originating and passing on chain letters. If you're going to make a change to break bad habits, for the love of all things good and pure, please, please please, pretty please - break that one first.
🤥SD: Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. Then one morning we'll awaken to find that all we have to show for our lives is a litany of 'I'm going to', 'I plan on', and 'someday when things are settled down a bit'.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Time doesn't magically start going faster just 'cause it feels like it. And it's hardly my fault if you keep putting off things because of some reason or another. Just because you don't follow through with things doesn't mean everyone else does too!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The days don't get shorter, they just feel that way. You'd be amazed at how many people don't make lofty promises and don't have a pile of non-issue regrets. Please don't idealize childhood. The days seem longer when you're a kid because it seems to take forever to grow up. You have a much different sense of time when you're an adult, that's why you don't hear adults going "Are we there yet?" every five minutes on a trip somewhere.
🤥SD: When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas and her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes and you're ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Roller Blades and skip an elevator for a Bungee Cord.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So ask her out to lunch then and all your woes will just magically go away! By the way, is this friend any good at holding a job or does she just live like money grows on trees?
🤦🏽♀️BP: So...this friend of yours, does she have a steady job? How often has she been in the hospital? Roller blades and bungee cords aren't instant positives, you know. And why not ask her out to lunch, since you seem to care so much about that.
🤥SD: My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years and yet I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the entire digestive process.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Either I'm missing something here, or you are. Open belly, insert spatula of ice cream - erm, when would the pleasure of eating something that tastes great begin? Hint, it wouldn't, because you wouldn't taste a thing. You could spatula your most disliked food into your stomach and never know the difference.
And if you're one of those paranoid figure-obsessed people who believes a scoop or two of ice cream every so often will make you gain a ton, cram it already! It's bad enough the media is saturated with eco/animal activist/food-cop misanthropic, happiness-quashing, modernday puritanical propaganda crap, so don't expect me to feel sorry for you because you bought it all hook, line, and sinker, and chose to live on this stupidity for ten years!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, gimme a break! If you're going to whine about gaining a pound or two from indulging in ice cream, well, maybe you oughta learn something about food. All things in moderation. In other words, have your ice cream, just don't eat a whole frickin' gallon in one sitting, ten times a day, every day!
🤥SD: So the other day I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home I would have died happy.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Erm, what? You would hit an iceberg on the street? Well, well, maybe someone spiked your ice cream, or maybe you just have a faulty logic circuit. Either way, you make no sense.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Triple "decker" or triple "scoop?" Deckers, you're usually talking sandwiches or even vehicles - double-decker bus for example. But ice cream's usually measured up in scoops. And that's not the only thing wrong with this silly little ice cream death wish.
Sadly, a lot of people reading this would be too taken in at this point in the chain letter to realize you've just made a serious blunder. You're eating ice cream, driving in your car, so this is on a road and not out at sea, and you crash into - AN ICEBERG? Yeah, nevermind all the other cars, trucks, busses etc, or swerving on a patch of ice and hitting a tree or pole or rolling into a ditch, you somehow crash into an iceberg with your car. Like it's totally normal and common for icebergs to be laying all over the roads! Icebergs are found in the ocean, genius! You were trying so hard, way too hard to sound really profound here, and you totally botched it by tossing realism right out the window!
As for the rest of your ice cream ramble, oh, whatever, blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! If you died in a crash, you still would've died. So you deprived yourself of ice cream for a decade? You're stupid. Oh, but I guess ice cream wasn't included in your sparce promise diet... No wonder you're such an annoying, insufferable, sniveling wind-bag. By the way, I really don't care what kind of ice cream treat you had in your super Titanic car, and it's doubtful anyone else does either.
🤥SD: Now go do something on your "WANT TO" list and not something on your "SHOULD DO" list.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Done and done. *MEME-MANGLE!*
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, I do that all the time. So, your attempt at sounding profound failed. Wow, funny how often that happens...
🤥SD: If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And what are you waiting for?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, come on! The same old death thing. Look, if I was going to die, then that would be that, and I wouldn't be rushing to suddenly call someone and divulge some epic secret I'd be stashing away, etc. So, shut it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, the same old "if you were to die" thing again. Look, I don't waste time thinking oh, I could die tomorrow or the world could blow up so I absolutely must must MUST do this and that and this and that and call some person you think I should pick out as a favorite, or call absolutely everybody on the phone and tackle-hug everybody and pass on forwards to everybody and yell "I love you!" to everybody as if my life and theirs depended on it and make a total obnoxious twit of myself until people would want to kill me. And I'm not sending your chain letter to anyone. So dry up already!
🤥SD: Make sure you read this to the end and then you will understand why I sent this to you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's what they all say. The reason you sent it was either because you got totally swept up by the heart-strings, manipulated into passing along this chain, or else you're the originator of the insufferable thing.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeah, what's new...the only reason I'm reading this at all is so I can pummel it!
🤥SD: PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS the whole MESSAGE........
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hmmm, you may be sorry for making that request by the time I'm through with you.
🤥SD: it is from a child.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, not only do you pull the "This kid is sick" thing, you up the ante by telling some big lie that sounds as if this sick kid is personally reaching out to all good hearts in the universe, something no decent person could possibly call for the buttkiss it is and actually dare to refuse. Well, you got another thing coming.
🤥SD: Be sure you read the end of this message.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, you'll be sorry I did.
🤥SD: This is not a joke or chain letter as such
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't buy this line from Anthony Parkin, Jessica Mydek, Timothy David Darren Flyte Bucklew Hendrix, or Amy Shamy Bruce, and won't buy it from you either. It is a chain letter. As for a joke, well, no, not from my perspective, but from yours, it is. It takes a really special kind of sick to make jokes of dying kids, cancer, and charities by getting people upset over sob stories you make up in your head and then try to pass them off as something real, just for haw-haws because you can.
🤥SD: but a beautiful poem,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: which you and your fictitious sick kid didn't write.
🤥SD: and a lesson for us to consider.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Anybody can grab some poem and twist it to use in their agenda, and you are no exception.
🤥SD: This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No it isn't, liar.
🤥SD: She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. It is not her poem. 2. She doesn't exist. 3. Even if she did, she'd have no way of tracking who gets it via chain letter.
🤥SD: Please pass it on. as a last request.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
🤥SD: This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, liar.
🤥SD: It was sent by a medical doctor -
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again. Some doctor may have fallen for the hoax and had their signature attached to it in subsequent copies as a result. Or, the doctor may have been the victim of a mean prank where somebody sent the hoax from their account, so it looked as if this doctor started it.
Not true.
🤥SD: Please do what you can to help fulfill this young girl's dream by also reading what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I'll bet this "young girl's dream" is nothing more or less than your own - to get people sobbing out of sympathy over this faux sick kid and passing on your piece of tasteless junk.
🤥SD: Slow Dance
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That poem was written by David L. Weatherford who never gave you permission to use it in a dying kid hoax.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Poem thief! Silence! *glare* I will not tolerate your plagiarism. You have twisted the purpose of the poem to suit your dastardly scheme. I will NOT buy into it.
🤥SD: 'Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That line is not in the poem. It is just another cheesy soundbite circulating around in memes such as the Trouble Tree. Adding a line to Mr. Weatherford's work doesn't make it your poem. David Weatherford is still the author of Slow Dance and the very least you could do if you absolutely can't survive without circulating it is to give him the credit he deserves and nix out everything else. Just linking to his web site should suffice, no need to send memes.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So, you think you get off free if you put in your own line, eh? Well, you don't. In fact, you irritate me even more! Your pathetic little chain has been thrashed. Do the world a favor, and let it die.
🤥SD: PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO HELP THIS LITTLE GIRL.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: help her spam the net, no thanks.
🤥SD: ALL FORWARDED E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull.
🙎Tamara Martin Sept 1997 and onward: All of you guys who dont even try to send this, has no heart,that is all i got to say
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So why do you keep blathering on, you lying, bullying fool? Your malicious coercive tactics are not working on me, and having at least some semblance of a heart is exactly why I refuse to pass this dreck on. Unlike you, Tamara Shame-ara, I don't live on hubris and do not believe in upsetting people needlessly.
🙎Tamara Martin: HI! This is Dave Matthews from The Dave Matthews Band (duh).
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hogwash. Dave Matthews has nothing to do with starting this stupid hoax, Tamara Sham-ara.
🙎Tamara Martin: I got America Online just a little while ago and my screenname will be sent to you if you pass this on.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Balderdash. AOL doesn't blip out copies of screen names to people who hit that infernal forward button. All that happens is you just send more copies of the same message into cyberspace. neither does Twitter or any of the newer social networking services so if your chain mutates to replace "AOL" with one of those, it'll be just as fake.
🙎Tamara Martin: I get a list of the people who send this to at least another 5 people online and my secratary will send all of you my screenname.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh yeah, it's apparent you need a 'secretary' since you can't even spell the word. Oh, and you don't have a tracker/stalker program, so this screen name collecting business dependent on who forwards chain letters is a load of garbage.
🙎Tamara martin: I go online at least once a week.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong, Tamara Shamara. You're online every time someone falls for and reposts your chain letter.
🙎Tamara Martin: The reason I am doing this is because
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You want to see how many poor saps you can hold emotionally hostage so they'll forward your chain letter.
🙎Tamara Martin: this little girl needs our help and I thought that I could use my fame to help out this sick little girl.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Guffawing loudly* Oh, seriously, no real celebrity except maybe Charlie Sheen or Donald Trump would say anything so blatantly egotistical. "use my fame" ? Hahahahahaha! What a scream! Oh, and no celebrity, even a race-card-pulling, environmentalist, gay rights, liberal like Dave Matthews would knowingly use their fame to pull off a sick kid hoax unless they were really this twisted messed up in the head.
🙎Tamara Martin: OK Listen.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Don't tell me to listen. You listen. There is nothing you can say to make me believe or like you.
🙎Tamara Martin: I Just Spent 13 hours Getting Screen Names So That I Could Help a Little Girl So Read The Bottom
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: '"help a little girl" my foot. You spent 13 hours, *HOURS* ONLINE trying to collect screen names? Tamara, you are one sad, desperate info-collector or else the most gullible jerk that ever - no, scrap that, you never lived...
🙎Tamara Martin: This isn't a chain letter...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You lie. When spammers say "This is not spam!" or "This is not a chain letter!" it is. At the risk of sounding very cliche, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck. And yes, I'll take a duck over your chain letter any day.
🙎Tamara Martin: OK everyone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, not okay, Tamara Shamara, not okay…
🤥SD: Thank you for your effort, 🧝♀️Ocean Elf: somehow I don't think you'd be thanking my effort if you only knew...
🤥🙎SD Tamara martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: This isn't a chain letter,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, it is, we've been through that already…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: but a choice
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: which, given your intent, actually tries hard to make people feel as if they don't have a choice…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: chance for all of us to save a little girl that's dying of a serious and fatal form of terrible disease called cancer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your dying girl doesn't exist, you don't save people with chain letters, and everybody knows what cancer is by now…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek:: Please send this to everyone you know... Or don't know at that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, not even when you try the polite pleading angle, and especially not after you already used the "You're heartless if you don't send this!" crap. Being polite after that shows you are a real phoney.
🤥SD: PLEASE pass this mail on to everybody you know.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No!
🤥SD: It is the request of a special little girl who will soon leave this world as she has cancer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother, talk about a vicious yank on the heartstrings! I know it would get me right where it hurts if I didn't know it was all a senselessly cruel hoax! And I'm sure it has gotten many other people right where it hurts. And *that* royally ticks me off with the likes of you!
So, let me help reverse this heart-yank a bit.
A little girl who will soon leave this world, oh, really? WOW! Like, totally WOW-WEE! That's such an accomplishment for her, leaving this world, when she was never in it at all!
That's right, this little girl has been claiming to "soon leave this world" since back in 1997, she hasn't left yet, and never will, because she'd have to exist for that, and she doesn't.
So, let not your eyes weep, your hearts ache, and your fingers hit the forward button for this fictitious little girl.
🙃Jessica Mydek: LITTLE JESSICA MYDEK IS SEVEN YEARS OLD
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since January 1997 or maybe it's 1996…
🙃Jessica Mydek: AND IS SUFFERING FROM AN ACUTE AND VERY RARE CASE OF CEREBRAL CARCINOMA.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Funny how the word 'rare' is thrown around like nothing. Such as a 'rare beauty' or whenever a chain letter gets sick, it's commonly some 'rare' disease or condition. Some are so rare they are that they don't exist in the real world. Ostriopliosis is a phoney disease for example.
I'm not even sure if there is such thing as cerebral carcinoma, and a Google search brought up sites with cerebral tumors and carcinoma, 'cerebral tumor' and 'brain cancer' and two results containing the words 'cerebral carcinoma' were debunks of the Jessica Mydek hoax. So that doesn't look too convincing, Jessica.
🙃Jessica Mydek: THIS CONDITION CAUSES SEVERE MALIGNANT BRAIN TUMORS AND IS A TERMINAL ILLNESS.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: well, Jessica Mystink, you can't get much more terminal than non-existence.
🙃Jessica Mydek: THE DOCTORS HAVE GIVEN HER SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, well that explains why someone got your chain letter two times, a year apart…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: This little girl has 6 months left to live,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1997 to 2009 or whenever the last hoax site debunk was updated concerning this, is a very long 6 months… It might also explain in part why Amy Bruce has one up on you in this whole sorry forwarding racket. She never specified a time limit, so she could go into hibernation for a while, and come out to dupe more people, even for an extended time without people who get her chain letter more than once going "Hey wait a minute, didn't she only have 6 months to live 10 months ago?"
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: and as
🙃Jessica Mydek: PART OF
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: her dying wish, she wanted to
🙃Jessica Mydek: START
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: send a chain letter
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well that was stupid. And whatever happened to "This is not a chain letter?" Aw, never mind…
🙃Jessica Mydek: TO INFORM PEOPLE OF THIS CONDITION AND
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh? Informing, that's what you call it? Yeah, I know so incredibly much more about 'cerebral carcinoma' now that I'm not even sure it is a real condition or just two words concerning the brain and cancer put together to make a sad sounding story with a little attempt at medicalese thrown in.
🙃Jessica Mydek: TO SEND PEOPLE THE MESSAGE
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That you're an egotistical brat?
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: telling everyone
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: To spread your stinky chain letter hoax or we'll all be judged as heartless and selfish…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin 🙃Jessica Mydek: to live their life to the fullest,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As if only chain letter originators do, I suppose…Rubbish.
🙃Jessica Mydek: AND ENJOY EVERY MOMENT,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Impractical, impossible. No one, not even you hoaxers can literally enjoy every moment of life.
🙃Jessica Mydek: A CHANCE THAT SHE WILL NEVER HAVE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since she never did to begin with, being a fictitious kid, she couldn't enjoy life in the real world… Anyway, you're trying to convince me that she's a sick 7-year-old and suddenly she's so concerned that everybody else in the world needs to learn from her chain letter to live life to the fullest, that's absurd. if she was so sick she'd be getting by day to day, and more concerned with herself than anything else especially at that young age.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: since she never will.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, here goes another big sympathy-bleed attempt. Yeah, Tamara Shamara, she never will, because she never did…
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: She'll never make it to prom,graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, right, real tissue-drencher there. Readers are supposed to weep over this kid never getting a prom dress, a date, or getting married… Can't you just hear those violins sappily playing?
Cut!
Okay, besides the fact she never will do all of that because she doesn't exist, what makes you think she would do all of that anyway. Maybe Tamara would drop out of school, maybe she'd shack up with a guy, maybe not. Maybe she wouldn't want to have kids.
If she graduated, maybe she would skip the prom, maybe she wouldn't like dancing or wouldn't have a date. Maybe she'd further her education and have a great career, maybe she'd run a company, be a CEO, be a teacher, a doctor or nurse, a lawyer, married or not.
The point I'm trying to make is that there's more to a woman than looking pretty at a prom, getting hitched and making babies, and some of us actually choose not to take that route altogether.
So no, you fail to bring a tear to my eye or a lump to my throat with this soppy goop.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: But by you sending this to as many people as possible,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I would be making a moron of myself, so, that won't happen.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: you can give her and her family a little hope,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A little hope that she can still sucker people with this hoax? Nope, not contributing to that kind of hope.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: because with every name that this is sent to,the American cancer society will donate 6 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lies.
Charities take donations, and don't depend on chain letters to work.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: One guy sent this to 500 people!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What an idiot. That's what we call spamming.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: So,I know that everyone can send it to at least 5 or 6.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 'can' doesn't mean 'will' and I will not.
🙎Tamara Martin: Come on everyone...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, you come on and get real. Woops, you can't.
🙃Jessica Mydek: and here's 2 great reasons to take 5-10 minutes to forward this to ANYONE:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are no good reasons to forward, and one very good reason not to. It is all a lie.
🙃Jessica Mydek: 1) It's a an awesome way to rack up POSITIVE karma points :)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bosh. If anything, sending hoaxes does the opposite. and I don't believe in karma points. If you do, though, Jessica Mystink, consider yourself in trouble.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: And if you're too damn selfish to waste 10-15 minutes scrolling this and forwarding it to EVERYONE, (more than one person):
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: This, Tamara Shame-ara Martin, is why I hate you, unscrupulous, lying, bullying, anonymous coward that you are!
who do you think you are to insult everyone and judge them as selfish for not spreading your sick hoax to satisfy your incredibly selfish lust for power and control, and entertainment at everyone else's expense? Furthermore, you have made up stories about dying kids and passed them off as real, which means you think charities and dying kids are actually a big joke and a means of sick amusement for you! It is YOU who are too damn selfish, YOU!
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: you're one sick
🙎Tamara Martin: puppy,
🤥SD: person
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Cram it, Shamara, it is YOU who are sick!
🙃Jessica Mydek: 2)
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: and two:
🤥🙃🙎SD Jessica Mydek Tamara Martin: just think,
🙃Jessica Mydek: she
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: it
🤥🙃🙎SD Jessica Mydek Tamara Martin: could be you one day . . .
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. Jessica Mystink Mydek and Tamara Shamara Martin could never be me one day. I'm long past 7 or 15 years old. I am real. They never were. And, I'm not such a fool that I would actually think passing on this stupid hoax would ward off my getting sick, nor do I believe refusing to forward will suddenly blip, turn me into a fictitious dying kid one day.
🤥🙎SD Tamara Martin: And it's not even your $money$, just your time.
🙃Jessica Mydek: and in addition there's no need to send any form of money, just your time.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, well, I took much more time mangling your wretched memes than I would have sharing, and I did it for a much greater, far more honest cause, I might add.
So, Jessica Mystink and Shamara Martin, are you glad that I took the time?
🙎Tamara Martin: ya'll!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: awww, did I just hurt your little feelings? Poor baby…
🙎Tamara martin: Love,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know nothing of love, so spare me the insincerity. Oh, right, you can't. You're a hoaxing liar.
🙎Tamara Martin: Greg Harduk
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You are not Greg Harduk, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't bully and hornswoggle his fans.
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: Hello. My name is
🙎♂️🙎David Lawitts and Tamara martin Summer 1997: David Lawitts Tamara Martin
😡Rick Connor Nov. 1997: Rick Connor
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh-huh…
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: and I have severe lung and throat cancer due to second hand smoke.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That is a myth that came out of propaganda trying to get people to stop smoking. It wasn't enough to say that smoking could contribute to causing yourself cancer, the notion got stretched into a big lie that said you could literally kill other people with cancer just by lighting up. As I told your friend or rival amy Blamy Shamy Bruce and her gang of copycats, your second-hand smoke propaganda is false.
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: This
🙎♂️🙎David Lawitts and Tamara Martin: chain was
😡Rick Connor: letter is
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: a final attempt to help solve my problem.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: By creating a big problem for others, considering your problem is being a drongo who starts chain letters to amuse yourself.
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: For every one person that this letter is sent to, the national lung and cancer association will donate
🙎♂️David Lawitts Summer 1997: 3
😡🙎Tamara Martin and Rick Connor Nov. 1998: 6
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: cents to help me and other people like me become healthy again.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since you are sick in the soul, no charity, real or fictitious can make you healthy again.
🙃Jessica Mydek: FURTHERMORE, THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY AND SEVERAL CORPORATE SPONSORS HAVE AGREED TO DONATE THREE CENTS TOWARD CONTINUING CANCER RESEARCH FOR EVERY NEW PERSON THAT GETS FORWARDED THIS MESSAGE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. Charities don't depend on chain letters for donations, and don't pick and choose who among the sick to personally help. There is no email/internet posting tracker and chain letters don't magically send money to charities.
🙎Tamara Martin: Every letter sent gets 6 cents.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe if you're talking virtual money, but even there, I think your friend Amy blamy Shamy Bruce has left you in the dust. Don't keep trying to follow in her footsteps.
🙎Tamara Martin: Please send this to 10 people.(by the way, what goes around comes around!)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: At this point, I'm not sure if you stole this line from your pal Amy Blamy Shamy Bruce or she ripped it off you and anthony Andrew Parkin Parkins.
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: If you do not pass this letter on,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You'll cry but at least I will've made sure a few people in the real world haven't cried over you on account of my having done something stupid.
🙎♂️🙎David Lawitts and Tamara Martin: my life and memory will soon both be gone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, and this is where I'm supposed to start sobbing, reaching for the tissues, and frantically forwarding your hoax, well, not gonna happen, Shamara Martin and David Lackwit. You can't lose something you never had, and you can forget to inflict yourselves and your hoax on the net again.
😡Rick Connor Nov. 1997: I cannot get the help I need.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's because you're hopeless, rick Con Artist.
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: So please, try to send this to at least 10 people. It is for a good cause.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, and perpetuating a sick kid hoax is anything but a good cause!
🙃Jessica Mydek: Also add to your list ACS@aol.com. TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE THAT YOU SEND THIS TO
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I won't be sending it to anyone…
🙃Jessica Mydek: SO THAT THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY WILL BE ABLE TO CALCULATE HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN THIS.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Buttkiss. That isn't the contact email for the ACS, and you are either trying to mailbom some innocent person or else collect everybody's email address to send them more junk.
🙃Jessica Mydek: SEND A COPY OF THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ONE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY AT ACS@AOL.COM.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I said, no, Jessica, no…
🙃Jessica Mydek: Three cents for every person that receives this letter turns out to be a lot of money considering how many people will get this letter and how many people they, in turn, pass it on to. Please go ahead and forward it to whoever you know - it really doesn't take much to help out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing, actually, since this whole thing is a huge info-collecting racket, there is no tracker, charities don't do chain letters, and Jessica Tamara David Rick Mydek Martin Lawitts Connor doesn't exist…
🙃Jessica Mydek: IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS, SEND THEM TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY AT ACS@AOL.COM
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I told you, Jessica Mystink Mydek, that is not the real ACS email contact address…
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: (By the way, be sure one of the people you send it to is
🙎♂️David Lawitts Summer 1997: clukk@aol.com
🙎Tamara Martin Summer 1997: cool12@aol.com
😡Rick Connor Nov. 1997: X_1@mailexcite.com
🙎Tamara Martin Jan. 1998: christmas@vasia.com
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: as he keeps track of the names that have passed this along.)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There is no tracker… There…Is…NO…Tracker!...
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: I give my blessing to those who pass this along.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not interested in being 'blessed' with more junk mail and being made a fool of by hoaxers, Mr...
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: To those too selfish to take 2 minutes to do this, what goes around comes around.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, you lot, YOU, are the ones who are incredibly selfish, YOU! Like your cohort Amy Blamy Shamy Bruce you do not care about real dying kids, you think they are a big haw-haw and you get your sick kicks coercing people by way of character-assassination and fake sympathy stories to pass on your big stinking pile of lies! You disgust me!
🙎♂️😡🙎David Lawitts Rick Connor Tamara martin: Thank you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You are NOT welcome! *Cyber-punches hoaxter(s) hard on the nose!*
🙃Jessica Mydek: So how about it? Thanks in advance! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How about this? *Cyber-dropkicks Jessica Mystink, Shamara Martin, David Lackwit and Rick Con Artist* No love from me! and, you're not welcome, way in advance.
🙃Jessica Mydek: PLEASE GIVE JESSICA AND ALL CANCER VICTIMS A CHANCE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Give Jessica Mystink a chance to spread her hoax further, no, nothing doing… You don't give anyone chances at life by spreading chain letters.
🙃Jessica Mydek: Thanks for helping!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, knock off the over-the-top fake gratitude. I'm not buying it, nor am I craving thank yous, especially from hoaxers.
Rachel arlington Winslet
😉😜George: June 2001: Subject: Leukaemia - Please read then Forward
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yay, what a way to brighten someone's day. Send some random depressing meme with this or "cancer" or any such thing in the subject. Know what effect that has on people like me?
'Oh, great, a post from a friend! Oh, crap, another sad story about somebody I don't know, can't help, and my friend doesn't otherwise seem to spare me a moment, now s/he's just stuck me with this thing - I'm already resenting the feeling of obligation to respond in any way.'
😜George Arlington: Subject: Fwd: IF YOU DELETE THIS U SERIOUSLY DONT HAVE A HEART!!!!!!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You make up a sob story about a sick kid, you insult people who don't buy it, hook, line, and sinker, and I'm the one without a heart!? Uh, no, jerk, that would be YOU! You seriously disgust me! You should be ashamed of yourself and your bullying! But you won't be, because hoaxers like you have no conscience.
😉😜George Arlington Winslet: To my child — Please DO NOT delete — it is being tracked
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. The tracker doesn't exist. You don't exist. Your sick kid doesn't exist.
😉😜George: Be sure and read to the bottom portion.....
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You'll be sorry you made this request.
Sally Meyers did not write this bit, which I will comment throughout to reveal how the mind of a sick kid hoaxter works.
😉😜George: I will think about the mothers And fathers who are searching for their missing children,
😜Hoaxter: Who I can't help, but my mind is a morbid place and I need to think how much better off I am than they are. I also get my jollies trying to make people feel bad for being better off than parents of missing kids, and what better way than this heart-wrending proes! It'll make everybody stop, sob, and pass it on to share the needless suffering! Oh yeah, I'm so kind toward those missing a child, aren't I?
😉😜George: the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore.
😜Hoaxter: Man, I'm so good! If that won't bring a tear to your eye, nothing will! Yeah, I care sooooo much about those poor people! So much that I'll make up a mushy story, toss in a poem without the author's permission and a cute baby picture I ripped off from some family's gallery, the last pic of a ten-year-old girl wasn't cute enough so people weren't forwarding it as much as they will this baby, give her a different name, make up an internet rumor and several guilt-trips just to get my masterpiece multiplying everywhere! I'm so insecure that I simply must reproduce via this chain letter, and I need all the help I can get...Because I have no life and am losing friends fast - well, those who have too much a mind of their own and refuse to play into my scheme.
😉😜George: HI I AM A 29 YEAR OLD FATHER.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, you've been 29 since as far back as 1999, Georgie Boy.
😉😜George: ME AND MY WIFE HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 'have had'? Does that mean you and she aren't going to continue having this wonderful life together? Maybe you two are about to quarrel over the questionable ethics of starting and sending around bogus chain letters?
😉😜George: GOD BLESSED US WITH A CHILD TOO.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: DON'T bring God into this! He didn't cause you to make up this lie.
😉😜George: OUR DAUGHTER'S NAME IS RACHEL, AND SHE IS 10
😉😜George: Aug. 2000/01: YEARS
😉😜George: Feb. 2002: months
😉😜George: OLD.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wow, George, that's some amazing kid you got there, she can be 10 years old, she can be 10 ninths old, I sure hope she doesn't pull a shiftaroo from 10 years to 10 months in the middle of her grade 5 spelling class, or suddenly shift back from 10 months to 10 years right in the middle of a diaper change.
😉😜George: NOT LONG AGO
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: More than a decade, George? I think that's pretty long ago.
😉😜George: DID THE DOCTORS DETECT BRAIN CANCER IN HER LITTLE BODY.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, the melodramatics of it all. What loving father would talk about his kid having cancer that way. "her little body' please. It's so obvious you're trying too hard to jerk a few sympathy tears from me.
if it's brain cancer, it isn't in her body anyway, it would be in her head.
Why did you title one of your mutations 'Leukaemia'? That's a blood disease, not brain cancer.
Oh, but maybe in the world of fictitious dying chain kids there really is a brain cancer called leukaemia, and a liver disease called ostrioplosis.
In the real world, we call that malarkey.
😉😜George: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE HER......
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I can just see you setting the emotional trap, and, there it is, ONLY ONE WAY! So, you give the poor dupes the feeling they have absolutely no choice but serve you and your equally nonexistent kid however you command.
Well, there is no way to save your precious freakishly aged, leukaemia-brained Rachel, because there's nothing of her to save, she's a figment of your hoaxing imagination.
😉😜George: AN OPERATION, SADLY, WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH NONEY TO PAY THE PRICE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you put this out there for nothing. 'BROADCAST MESSAGE TO THE WORLD!: KID'S SITUATION IS HOPELESS!" Nice to know, George. Yeah, I'm not made of money, or 'noney' either, hey, wait a minute, George, you actually do have enough 'noney' for this nonexistent kid's virtual operation to cure her brain leukaemia, so why not just go for it, George?
😉😜George: AOL AND ZDNET HAVE AGREED TO HELP US.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But you just said it was hopeless because you don't have enough noney. Tossing around some big names isn't going to make it any less hopeless.
😉😜George: THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN HELP US IS THIS WAY,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There you go with this 'only way' stuff again. resetting the trap to make sure to catch some poor saps by the emotions so you can hogtie them and strip them of every shred of happiness so they'll bleed for your pretend kid and forward your stupid hoax far and wide.
I got a shocker for you, Georgie, internet companies have their own costs and they're not charities or hospitals. There's no reason for AOL or ZDnet etc. to dole out the mula for you when real kids need help more than your Rachel ever could.
😉😜George: I SEND THIS EMAIL TO YOU AND YOU SEND IT TO OTHER PEOPLE AOL WILL TRACK THIS EMAIL AND COUNT HOW MANY PEOPLE GET IT. EVERY PERSON THAT OPENS THIS EMAIL AND SENDS IT TO AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE WILL GIVE US
August 2000: 32 April 2002: 20 CENTS. PLEASE HELP US.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Blah, blah, blah. Bull. If you believe that, I'll sell you the Brooklin Bridge.
😉😜George: Please help us.
Sincerely
George Arlington Winslet
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. You get no help and no love from me.
Let's see...According to various and differing accounts of the Arlington/Winslet hardluck kid story archived or mentioned, putting them all together into one accounting, George Arlington/Winslet has been 29 years of age, and his sick kid, Rachel has been a ten year old living in a ten month old body, sick with a rare brain cancer called leukaemia, since at least as far back as 1999, name changed from Arlington to Winslet on April 11, 2002.
Funny how she never ages and never improves or dies. Wow! Maybe her true condition is autocryonic dwarfism complicated with fictitia and not cancer? And apparently the aol tracker can't make up its mind whether to send 20 cents or 32 cents per forward to help this kid.
Now, all you hoaxers, take a flying leap into orbit, and don't bother landing on this planet again, thank you!
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