Anyone who reads enough of me on the net should have a pretty good idea of how I feel about trolls, hoaxes, and other memes.
Here's a straight mangling of FakeAWish and their lousy attitude and excuses for this cyber-waste.
I just went looking for any new templates they might've added since the last time checking them out, and they seem to be no longer up!
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Um...Sorry about that. I couldn't help myself.
Well now, this means I have no more new bogus report templates to include here, so let's go with what's there.
Unfortunately their Twitter account is still up, but the good news is it hasn't seen activity since early 2014.
Now for a mangle of a slightly different sort.
Fakeawish had several story templates that were generated depending on which one you chose and whose name you put for the subject of the hoax.
MTM will showcase these, using names of fictional characters instead of real celebrities. Then, we will showcase the World Record prank story as well, but that one required a considerable amount of modification to make it suitable for viewing by people of all ages.
The dates that were shown in the fake news stories reflected the current time to make the hoax seem more believable.
I've compiled as many of these story templates as I could find and will display them all here on this page, using phoney dates that never did or will occur. In place of fake celebrity deaths, we are going to have these stories be about notorious chain letter and horror movie characters.
Let the show begin!
Jason Voorhees Dies In Car Crash
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(Local Team News 9)
Jason Voorhees died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident - February 29, 2018 Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Jason Voorhees lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.
The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.
Witnesses have stated that Jason Voorhees's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.
Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.
Memorial services for Jason Voorhees have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.
Additional details and information will be forthcoming as they become available.
Actor - Freddy Krueger Dies In Queensland Australia Car Crash
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February 30, 2018
(Local News 9 - Queensland Australia) Actor Freddy Krueger died in a single vehicle crash between Ipswich and Willowbank in Queensland as confirmed by Royal Queensland Police - February 30, 2018
The accident occurred at approximately 5:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +10). Freddy Krueger is believed to have been in the area while on vacation. He was identified by photo ID found at the scene. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident.
The Ipswich - Willowbank connector highway is known to be one of the most dangerous stretches of road in Australia due to road quality conditions and tight curves in the road.
Additional details and information will be forthcoming as they become available.
Actor Charles ray Lee (Chucky) hospitalized after traffic altercation
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Fullerton, CA (February 31, 2018) - Actor Charles ray Lee (Chucky) has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation in Fullerton CA, a suburb 30 minutes south east of Los Angeles. Witness reports indicate that Charles ray Lee's BMW struck a pickup truck towing landscaping equipment. Three men exited the truck and extracted him from the vehicle then began kicking and punching the actor before fleeing the scene.
"He didn't have a chance against these men who attacked him before he said a single word to them", replied a visibly shaken onlooker.
Charles Lee was unresponsive upon the arrival of police officers and EMT's, but appeared to be breathing according to eyewitness reports.
This story is developing as we await confirmation regarding the eyewitness details and official health status.
PRO FOOTBALL NEWS:
David Darren Bucklew Hendrix Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident
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Denver April 31, 2018
A spokesperson for the Denver highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that David Darren Bucklew Hendrix has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Denver hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.
The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by David Darren Bucklew Hendrix and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by David Darren Bucklew Hendrix at a high rate of speed.
Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time.
Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing
Actor - Teddy Poulter Falls To His Death In Austria
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Actor Teddy Poulter died while filming a movie in KitzbĂĽhel, Austria early this morning - April 31, 2018.
Preliminary reports from Austrian Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 50 feet to his death in a remote area of the Hahnenkamm mountains while on-set during the filming of a movie. Specific details are not yet available.
The accident occurred at approximately 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12).
Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
KitzbĂĽhel, Austria - a remote mountainous region is frequent backdrop for hollywood movies, situated between the mountains Hahnenkamm (5616 ft., 1712 m) and KitzbĂĽhler Horn (6548 ft., 1996 m). The Hahnenkamm is home of the annual world cup ski races, including the circuit's most important event, the downhill race on the famous Streif slope. This downhill is counted as one of the hardest downhill competitions in the world cup.
Actress - Bloody Mary Falls To Her Death In New Zealand
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Actress Bloody Mary died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - June 31, 2018 Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actress fell more than 60 feet to her death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.
The accident occurred at approximately 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12).
Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
New Zealand, in recent years has grown in populariaty as a backdrop for Hollywood producers because of it's scenic and rugged landscape. Recent movies filmed in New Zealand include The Lord Of the Rings, King Kong, and The Chronicles Of Narnia.
Actress Amy Bruce reported missing
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St. Tropez, France (June 31, 2018)
The French Maritime Gendarmerie, a division of the French Navy responded to distress calls from 10 persons aboard a 120' luxury yacht cruising off of the coast of St. Tropez. Actress Amy Bruce was reportedly vacationing aboard the privately chartered vessel.
Search and rescue teams have been dispatched to the location of vessel with the aide of GPS emergency tracking devices and confirmed that it is completely submerged. Due to severe weather conditions and rough seas, rescue teams were forced to retreat.
Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
Actress - samara Morgan missing in Congo Rainforest
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September 31, 2018 - Actress Samara Morgan is reported to be missing in the Yangadou Rainforest in the Republic Of Congo. The actress was in the remote area filming an action / adventure film titled 'Mother Africa'.
Following a dispute with the director of the film, she stormed away from the secure compound into the rainforest. At the time of print, the actress has been missing for approximately 24 hours. A search and rescue helicopter has been dispatched to the area in addition to ground teams canvasing the jungle.
A local Congo man hired to provide security on the set requested to remain anonymous, but provided a brief initial report regarding the actress's disappearance to the Senegal Press. He described how the set production manager initially mandated that the crew keep the actress's whereabouts private in hopes that she would return after a brief absence for personal time. As the hours passed, concerns for her safety mounted because rebel groups are common in the jungle region.
Updates will be forthcoming as more information is gathered.
About the Yangadou Rainforest: The dense and often inaccessible Yangadou Rainforest is located approximately 100km SE of neighboring Cameroon in the often inhospitable Congo. The area is also home to a rebel group known as the Lord"s Resistance Army (LRA) know to carry out deadly attacks in the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). The group continues to abduct children to use as soldiers in its ranks, and United Nations aid workers reported in recent incidents.
Actress - Carmen Winstead dies following Jet-Ski crash in Turks and Caicos Islands
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Actress Carmen Winstead died while on a personal vacation in Turks and Caicos early this morning from injuries sustained in a Jet-Ski accident - September 31, 2018
Preliminary reports from Turks and Caicos Police officials indicate that the actress struck a concrete boat slip in a marina on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Carmen Winstead was the only passenger on the personal watercraft at the time of the incident. Specific details are not yet available.
The accident occurred at approximately 8:45 a.m. (UTC/GMT -4 hours).
Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
The Turks and Caicos Islands, in recent years have grown in popularity as a quiet getaway destination for celebrities. The Turks and Caicos Islands consist of 40 islands and cays, eight of which are inhabited. The islands are located 550 miles southeast of Miami, Florida, just below the Bahamas chain and just to the east of Cuba and the island of Hispaniola (Dominican Republic and Haiti.) Technically, the Turks and Caicos are located in the Atlantic Ocean, not the Caribbean Sea.
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Actor Michael Myers is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - November 31, 2018.
The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Michael Myers lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.
Michael Myers was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the actor died instantly from the impact of the crash. The actor was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.
Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing
About Zermatt Ski Resort - While neighboring Gstaad is one of the world's top resorts with its three five-star hotels and St. Moritz is more popular, most rank Zermatt as Switzerland's top resort. A remarkably peaceful getaway, the village is peaceful thanks to its car-free environment. Amazingly picturesque, Zermatt holds the world's second biggest lift-served vertical drop and receives huge snowfalls thanks to its altitude.
Pro golfer Dominik James Dagner found dead at Dominican Republic resort
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Punta Cana, Dominican Republic (November 31, 2018)
Pro golfer Dominik James Dagner was found unresponsive in his luxury vacation rental house near the Roko Ki golf resort in the Dominican Republic earlier today and later pronounced dead from what appears to be natural causes. Dominican Republic officials announced that a full investigation will be conducted as a routine procedure in accidental and natural deaths involving tourists.
The golfer was transported to the Dominican Regional medical center after the Fire Department responded to a call at 8 a.m. from his vacation rental home in the Dominican Republic.
It is unclear who was with James Dagner at the time or who placed the phone call to alert authorities to the emergency.
Additional details will be published as they become available. The family and representatives for the Pro Golfer have asked for privacy and respect from the media in this time of grieving and personal loss.
That's it for the celeb death templates. Now for the other prank story.
In addition to their stupid celeb death hoax site, Rich Hoover made up another prank site rich.hoover.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php. He encouraged people to put the names of their friends or whoever they wanted to prank in place of Rich Hoover's. Typical of something coming from the mind of trolls, it was bawdy, so I had to make some edits. The 'âť—' seen throughout are indications of dirty changed to something better.
Rich Hoover Shatters Stupidity World Record
Any date, any time.
- It's official, Rich Hoover is the new king of stupidity. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Rich Hoover achieved 36 âť—celeb death hoaxes going viral in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Rich Hoover remained focused and inspired by âť—doing headstands, âť—babbling and yelling out random things that are particularly uncool, smacking into walls, sucking his thumb, picking his nose, belching loudly, making various animal sounds, gawking and drooling at his utterly revolting and unimpressive library of dirty films, and excited by watching netizens fall for his underwhelming 'masterpieces'. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of âť—footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive deterioration of his mental faculties that Rich Hoover is not your average idiot. In an interview with the Global Associated News reporters inside his own head after the record setting event, Rich Hoover was quoted as saying, "âť—Stupidity for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by his alter ego, an imaginary German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 âť—hoaxes gone viral in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Rich Hoover said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my âť—head to soothe the tired, achy, brain burnout".